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Forum: Off Topic 09-13-2019, 09:44am
Replies: 20
Views: 256
Posted By Broken Wind
Iím going to experience my first real loss soon

Iíve lived a charmed life I guess. Iím in my 60s and have yet to experience the loss of an immediate family member. My parents are both in their 80s and it appears my dad now has leukemia. Heís...
Forum: Off Topic 09-11-2019, 01:04pm
Replies: 5
Views: 180
Posted By Broken Wind
Dear San Francisco:

Thanks for giving me the impetus to join the NRA. **** you.
Forum: Off Topic 09-10-2019, 02:48pm
Replies: 8
Views: 182
Posted By Broken Wind
Do you comprehend how much you are loved?

Do you comprehend how much you are loved?
Forum: Off Topic 09-09-2019, 05:37pm
Replies: 16
Views: 254
Posted By Broken Wind
Not my cup of tea, but Iím not going to be an...

Not my cup of tea, but Iím not going to be an asshole about it like that grizzledvette prick at the other place. That guy came out of the closet as a magnum douche. Surprised me a little.
Forum: Off Topic 09-07-2019, 04:21pm
Replies: 14
Views: 274
Posted By Broken Wind
You sure? Sheís 84.

You sure? Sheís 84.
Forum: Off Topic 09-07-2019, 09:39am
Replies: 3
Views: 190
Posted By Broken Wind
Gene, the number to call is BR549.

Gene, the number to call is BR549.
Forum: Off Topic 09-07-2019, 08:24am
Replies: 3
Views: 190
Posted By Broken Wind
PRon has a PRoblem.

Everyone with a smart phone thinks they are porn star quality.
Forum: Off Topic 09-07-2019, 05:33am
Replies: 6
Views: 229
Posted By Broken Wind
Still waiting for the opportunity to piss on a...

Still waiting for the opportunity to piss on a grave. Iím very patient.
Forum: Off Topic 09-07-2019, 05:30am
Replies: 8
Views: 194
Posted By Broken Wind
She was in Playboy too. I remember things.

She was in Playboy too. I remember things.
Forum: Off Topic 09-07-2019, 05:28am
Replies: 14
Views: 274
Posted By Broken Wind
Would not bang. My mother has red hair.

Would not bang. My mother has red hair.
Forum: Off Topic 09-06-2019, 04:37am
Replies: 11
Views: 183
Posted By Broken Wind
Just a suggestion. Once you have it written out,...

Just a suggestion. Once you have it written out, rehearse it over and over until you can say it without getting overly emotional. I have a tough time with these things, but if I go into robot mode,...
Forum: Off Topic 09-05-2019, 08:57am
Replies: 16
Views: 247
Posted By Broken Wind
My first thought when seeing the thread title...

My first thought when seeing the thread title was, "Aren't we all too old for that shit?":lol:
Forum: Off Topic 09-04-2019, 10:33am
Replies: 10
Views: 214
Posted By Broken Wind
I fart in her general direction.

I fart in her general direction.
Forum: Off Topic 09-04-2019, 05:22am
Replies: 22
Views: 296
Posted By Broken Wind
I retard from .mil 13 yr ago, and retard from my...

I retard from .mil 13 yr ago, and retard from my follow-on employment last year. I never dream of work. Even with 30 years in .mil, I canít recall a single episode. I miss neither, BTW. Iím the...
Forum: Politics & Religion 09-02-2019, 04:55am
Replies: 5
Views: 162
Posted By Broken Wind
Come and take it, you pencil necked geek...

Come and take it, you pencil necked geek mother****er.
Forum: Off Topic 09-01-2019, 09:19am
Replies: 5
Views: 172
Posted By Broken Wind
One good guy with a gun would have ended that in...

One good guy with a gun would have ended that in short order.
Forum: Off Topic 08-31-2019, 07:10am
Replies: 9
Views: 193
Posted By Broken Wind
#3 has dark roots. Would not bang.

#3 has dark roots. Would not bang.
Forum: Politics & Religion 08-30-2019, 04:44am
Replies: 2
Views: 106
Posted By Broken Wind
That woman has the femininity of a brake drum.

That woman has the femininity of a brake drum.
Forum: Off Topic 08-26-2019, 12:36pm
Replies: 15
Views: 332
Posted By Broken Wind
So, did the guy live? Asking for a friend.

So, did the guy live? Asking for a friend.
Forum: Off Topic 08-25-2019, 11:56am
Replies: 583
Views: 29,258
Posted By Broken Wind
Cuteness overload!

Cuteness overload!
Forum: Off Topic 08-25-2019, 08:21am
Replies: 26
Views: 441
Posted By Broken Wind
All I see is alimony. Lots of it.

All I see is alimony. Lots of it.
Forum: Off Topic 08-24-2019, 04:22am
Replies: 61
Views: 1,673
Posted By Broken Wind
Pee like an old man. I resemble that remark.

Pee like an old man. I resemble that remark.
Forum: Off Topic 08-19-2019, 04:29pm
Replies: 4
Views: 153
Posted By Broken Wind
A goat and two dogs in the truck. Iíve had dates...

A goat and two dogs in the truck. Iíve had dates like that.
Forum: Off Topic 08-18-2019, 08:21am
Replies: 15
Views: 305
Posted By Broken Wind
Iíll be 63 in a couple of months. This is...

Iíll be 63 in a couple of months. This is actually my second retirement. I retired from .mil in 06 and went to work in industry. I always said I would retire at 62 and I did. I thought about...
Forum: Off Topic 08-17-2019, 04:29am
Replies: 15
Views: 305
Posted By Broken Wind
I retard. One year later.

Iíve been retired for a year now. I can honestly say the only thing I miss from my working days is that exquisite feeling you get when you realize itís Friday and the weekend is here.

I lose...
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