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Forum: Off Topic 12-01-2023, 10:55am
Replies: 13
Views: 496
Posted By Knooger
I don't always kill hookers, sometimes they...

I don't always kill hookers, sometimes they escape.
Forum: Off Topic 08-07-2023, 11:04pm
Replies: 625
Views: 19,299
Posted By Knooger
The fluffing gig is volunteer work.

The fluffing gig is volunteer work.
Forum: Off Topic 08-07-2023, 10:47pm
Replies: 625
Views: 19,299
Posted By Knooger
I got called in for an extra day for the last two...

I got called in for an extra day for the last two weeks in a row. That's 3 days a week, ****ing brutal.


I go through occasional periods where I lose interest in posting, but I still show up and...
Forum: Off Topic 02-09-2022, 11:36am
Replies: 22
Views: 1,185
Posted By Knooger
I always keep some of these on me for just such a...

I always keep some of these on me for just such a situation.

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-d8bzk61/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/6159/14373/wipe_essentials_wet_wipes__93581.1596203064.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 02-09-2022, 11:33am
Replies: 22
Views: 1,185
Posted By Knooger
I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.
Forum: Off Topic 11-04-2021, 10:45pm
Replies: 67,957
Views: 3,080,763
Posted By Knooger
Been doing hobbies instead of posting. Still lurk...

Been doing hobbies instead of posting. Still lurk from time to time. Started learning Japanese.

僕の名前はダビッドです。よろしくお願いします。
Forum: Off Topic 11-04-2021, 12:36pm
Replies: 67,957
Views: 3,080,763
Posted By Knooger
I collect midgets, not giants.

I collect midgets, not giants.
Forum: Off Topic 10-11-2021, 5:50pm
Replies: 6
Views: 826
Posted By Knooger
I'm a huge fan of anything colon related. I have...

I'm a huge fan of anything colon related. I have penetrated deep into the topic.
Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2021, 2:19pm
Replies: 11
Views: 768
Posted By Knooger
Only a little bit.

Only a little bit.
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 7:58pm
Replies: 28
Views: 2,019
Posted By Knooger
I'd shoot a little baby batter down his throat,...

I'd shoot a little baby batter down his throat, but I would not return the favor.
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 7:13pm
Replies: 240
Views: 23,650
Posted By Knooger
I brought these bottles to a buddy's house over...

I brought these bottles to a buddy's house over the weekend. That Kirkland 23 was real damn good and only $105 in Washington state where they have stupid high alcohol taxes.

If I can find that...
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 6:59pm
Replies: 18
Views: 1,299
Posted By Knooger
:rofl:

:rofl:
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 6:35pm
Replies: 28
Views: 2,019
Posted By Knooger
Number 1 has awfully broad shoulders and narrow...

Number 1 has awfully broad shoulders and narrow hips. I'm thinking she might have a girthy cock hidden in those little shorts. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 6:30pm
Replies: 81
Views: 8,343
Posted By Knooger
I put glue on the tip of my glans and use that to...

I put glue on the tip of my glans and use that to retrieve the camera when it's done filming.
Forum: Off Topic 05-28-2021, 4:02pm
Replies: 20
Views: 1,137
Posted By Knooger
Exactly, that's why my slogan is, "I'm not gay,...

Exactly, that's why my slogan is, "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20".
Forum: Off Topic 05-28-2021, 3:21pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,155
Posted By Knooger
She's a cop and that's where she hangs her...

She's a cop and that's where she hangs her Maglite when on duty.
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2021, 10:35am
Replies: 4
Views: 657
Posted By Knooger
That's what mine was for. Singer puzzle box...

That's what mine was for.

Singer puzzle box - Wikipedia
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2021, 10:33am
Replies: 4
Views: 657
Posted By Knooger
It's a bunch of tools for an old Singer sewing...

It's a bunch of tools for an old Singer sewing machine.
Forum: Off Topic 05-25-2021, 1:45pm
Replies: 17
Views: 2,587
Posted By Knooger
I want to ejaculate onto her udders.

I want to ejaculate onto her udders.
Forum: Off Topic 05-21-2021, 10:24pm
Replies: 44
Views: 8,003
Posted By Knooger
Dude who invented it is gonna make bank, probably.

Dude who invented it is gonna make bank, probably.
Forum: Off Topic 05-21-2021, 8:50pm
Replies: 22
Views: 2,286
Posted By Knooger
Wait a sec, not number 1. I want sheets in my...

Wait a sec, not number 1. I want sheets in my ass, not chunks of body cut off. I'd choose number 2.
Forum: Off Topic 05-21-2021, 8:35pm
Replies: 22
Views: 2,286
Posted By Knooger
Number 1 would give you a paralytic and slice off...

Number 1 would give you a paralytic and slice off parts of your body as she sings to you. Number 2 would suck so hard your sheets would end up deep in your anus.

I'd choose Number 1. I also...
Forum: Off Topic 05-17-2021, 6:49pm
Replies: 240
Views: 23,650
Posted By Knooger
I'm a bit relieved. I wasn't looking forward to a...

I'm a bit relieved. I wasn't looking forward to a mouthful of Datawiz jiz. :rofl:
Forum: Off Topic 05-17-2021, 6:44pm
Replies: 240
Views: 23,650
Posted By Knooger
Buy this and I'll stop by and fellate you for a...

Buy this and I'll stop by and fellate you for a drink or two. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 05-06-2021, 1:17pm
Replies: 17
Views: 1,157
Posted By Knooger
That car sounds sweet! :cool:

That car sounds sweet! :cool:
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