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Forum: Off Topic 07-17-2019, 03:18pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
I get your point by why do that if I've only had...

I get your point by why do that if I've only had 3 jobs over 30 years? The math is quite easy for any employer to do and this is much cleaner since the 6 years at Sysco was bookended by the 9 years...
Forum: Off Topic 07-17-2019, 01:10pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Amen brother, thank you. :D

Amen brother, thank you. :D
Forum: Off Topic 07-17-2019, 11:43am
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Posted By UniqueDoug
So then the implication would be that I'm...

So then the implication would be that I'm drastically fudging my numbers. :lol:

Now why would I do that?

Longest I've been unemployed since 1989 is one month.

:yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-17-2019, 11:23am
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Well the pitch went well! Jim the...

Well the pitch went well! Jim the auctioneer/owner is actually expanding the auction with a new platform, asked him if he's hiring he said yes I think I am, I had my resume in a folder ready for him...
Forum: Off Topic 07-17-2019, 09:35am
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Posted By UniqueDoug
By "serious" gaps do you mean long times of...

By "serious" gaps do you mean long times of unemployment or that I'm "hiding" jobs?

The years are accurate so all you have to do is add them up then compare to the listed graduation date of 1991....
Forum: Off Topic 07-16-2019, 09:18pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Thanks again bro, if he's even remotely looking...

Thanks again bro, if he's even remotely looking for a new hire and doesn't hire me after this presentation well shit he's a dumbass. :lol:
Forum: Off Topic 07-16-2019, 08:20pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
I'm at 12 ytd. Problem is not selling them (have...

I'm at 12 ytd. Problem is not selling them (have only 3 for sale) or funding them, it's finding them at auction for a reasonable price. Ironically I'm going to turn what is the worst part of my...
Forum: Off Topic 07-16-2019, 07:29pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
:D Can we do by the year? :lol:

:D



Can we do by the year? :lol:
Forum: Off Topic 07-16-2019, 06:44pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
:cool: make sure to tell her this is a resume,...

:cool: make sure to tell her this is a resume, cover letter, and pitch all in one. :D
Forum: Off Topic 07-16-2019, 06:44pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Thank you sir! One page is hard when you've been...

Thank you sir! One page is hard when you've been in the work field for 30+ years and are making a pitch. I'm pleased with what I was able to do, did I mention that? :D
Forum: Off Topic 07-16-2019, 06:32pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Okay, final draft of my "resume" is done, I...

Okay, final draft of my "resume" is done, I think. :willy:

I put resume in quotes because this is not a traditional resume, as it has the pitch talking points in the second half. I'm actually...
Forum: Off Topic 07-16-2019, 05:05pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Do it! :rofl:

Do it! :rofl:
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 07:05pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Hey we're used car salesmen you're gonna get...

Hey we're used car salesmen you're gonna get cheesy. :lol:

Thanks for the kind words.
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 07:03pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Hey Fred or one of you other numnuts, how about...

Hey Fred or one of you other numnuts, how about you post video 3 (chapel) over in my thread so they can see how good I am now. :D
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 06:36pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Thanks bro I'll use that when I start a thread...

Thanks bro I'll use that when I start a thread tomorrow. :D

I'm leaning towards 3 too, I thought it was pretty clever how I worked that stop sign in. You should have seen the first take I almost...
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 05:31pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Weird, so what's the way to properly embed this...

Weird, so what's the way to properly embed this suckers?
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 05:20pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
So you're seeing them? I can't see shit on my...

So you're seeing them? I can't see shit on my phone or laptop.
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 05:05pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Am I shooting blanks, don't see any videos. lol

Am I shooting blanks, don't see any videos. lol
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 05:03pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Okay here are all 3 "demo tapes". To review, I'm...

Okay here are all 3 "demo tapes". To review, I'm pitching the owner of my favorite auction for a marketing/sales job. He's not advertising but has been hinting for weeks about bringing on a new...
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 04:28pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
I'm okay now, thanks to the barn. :lol: I...

I'm okay now, thanks to the barn. :lol:

I did two more YouTube vids, I'll post them up here! :hurray:
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 04:14pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Why did this have to happen while in the middle...

Why did this have to happen while in the middle of a thread where I can't argue with NoOne! :lol:

What an idiot, his supposition starts with an exaggeration, he follows it up with confusion about...
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 01:41pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Better switch out the kegs and get the food...

Better switch out the kegs and get the food distributor on the phone, we're gonna need a bigger boat. :rofl:
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 01:39pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Same thing I just texted to Buzz, I have another...

Same thing I just texted to Buzz, I have another video to do, a resume to dust off, and a big job pitch Wednesday!



:lol: So down to 35 after you and me, this place is gonna fill up!
Forum: Off Topic 07-15-2019, 01:34pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
Oh shit that hammer hit f-ing hard, 3 days for...

Oh shit that hammer hit f-ing hard, 3 days for just quoting. :willy: :rofl:
Forum: Off Topic 06-09-2019, 04:28pm
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Posted By UniqueDoug
You're so cute when you try to mimic the annoying...

You're so cute when you try to mimic the annoying semantics argument. :lol:

Now we know this is not about giving somebody a compliment, look back to see what started this exchange here. This is...
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