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Forum: Off Topic 04-05-2021, 7:32am
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Posted By the new me
And the Natural Guard. *...

And the Natural Guard.






* "That record is 14 years ahead of its time"
Rolling Stone review in 1970 (http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv)
Forum: Off Topic 04-02-2021, 10:49am
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Posted By the new me
No, I'm only 42. Can't you do math?

No, I'm only 42. Can't you do math?
Forum: Off Topic 04-02-2021, 10:46am
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Posted By the new me
I'm very sorry for your loss. I know all too...

I'm very sorry for your loss. I know all too well how it feels.
Forum: Off Topic 04-02-2021, 10:36am
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Posted By the new me
What are you, a 12-year-old? I'm counting...

What are you, a 12-year-old?

I'm counting Usenet and BBS's. That will take me back almost 40 years, though both have been around longer than that.
Forum: Off Topic 04-02-2021, 12:25am
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Posted By the new me
You probably say that to all the noobs. ...

You probably say that to all the noobs.

Won't work on me. I'm straight. NTTAWWT.
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 10:38pm
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Posted By the new me
'preciate the heads-up. Every bit helps. ...

'preciate the heads-up. Every bit helps.

But it's still okay for you to have your mother wash your underwear.

Your whole family will no doubt be pleasantly surprised.
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 10:34pm
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Posted By the new me
Thanks 99 pewtercoupe. I've used that same post...

Thanks 99 pewtercoupe. I've used that same post on every forum I've been on in the last 30 years. Usually right before they kick me out.
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 10:14pm
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Posted By the new me
Easy fix: Get your mother to wash your underwear...

Easy fix: Get your mother to wash your underwear afterwards.
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 9:53pm
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Posted By the new me
What caliber are those? Can you still get ammo...

What caliber are those? Can you still get ammo for them?
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 6:23pm
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Posted By the new me
You spelled "can't" wrong.

You spelled "can't" wrong.
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 5:26pm
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Posted By the new me
I did not realize there was actually a post-count...

I did not realize there was actually a post-count threshhold at which point noobdom is transcended. That's awesome! At the other place there are no guarantees when you get your forum-posting black...
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 3:20pm
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Posted By the new me
I have no idea what that means.

I have no idea what that means.
Forum: Off Topic 04-01-2021, 1:46pm
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Posted By the new me
Simple: It means she doesn't know you and will...

Simple: It means she doesn't know you and will forward your attempts to contact her to Gavin de Becker, her celebrity security guru. But if you did manage to get her into bed and she became...
Forum: Off Topic 01-30-2021, 12:58am
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Posted By the new me
I don't think your picture issue is with Windows...

I don't think your picture issue is with Windows 10, but in general with W10 may I recommend these free things:

(TL/dr: If you do all the stuff listed below Windows 10 will still suck, just not as...
Forum: Off Topic 01-26-2021, 7:21pm
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Posted By the new me
Very good. If you must have a helminth as a...

Very good.

If you must have a helminth as a pet, may I suggest roundworms or flukes, both of which refrain from unnecessary toe-tapping.
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 11:36am
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Posted By the new me
You're here, bro. You made it. Make yourself...

You're here, bro. You made it. Make yourself comfortable for the long slow slide into death.
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 11:26am
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Posted By the new me
I just saw this post one day about a promised...

I just saw this post one day about a promised land where the grass was greener on the other side of the fence because it was fertilized with BS. The call was irresistable.
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 11:24am
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Posted By the new me
Well, if you want to use just my middle and last...

Well, if you want to use just my middle and last names, that's okay. I'm not particular.
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 11:10am
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Posted By the new me
:kimblair: Strats-N-Vettes You wouldn't...

:kimblair: Strats-N-Vettes

You wouldn't recognize me. I've left the past in the rear view mirror.
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 11:04am
Replies: 68,407
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Posted By the new me
I have to confess I didn't tell the whole story. ...

I have to confess I didn't tell the whole story.

When she said she believed it, she said she wasn't as good as she once was either.

I told her I believe it and she kind of hit me.

I told her...
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 10:57am
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Posted By the new me
:kimblair: snide :kimblair: Old Ben ...

:kimblair: snide
:kimblair: Old Ben
:kimblair: bigblock427

Morning, y'all and those not called out here. Some cheerful folks in the morning. WTH is wrong with you?
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 5:22am
Replies: 68,407
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Posted By the new me
Sadly, over some pillow talk with a recent...

Sadly, over some pillow talk with a recent conquest (a GYLF, trust me -- and no pics, don't bother asking), I asked her if she'd ever heard the expression "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as...
Forum: Off Topic 01-23-2021, 5:01am
Replies: 68,407
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Posted By the new me
You're not the only one. I prefer the old me...

You're not the only one. I prefer the old me too. I was smarter, better looking and better in bed. The new me is really a shell of my old self. Face it, TVB got the leftovers after somebody...
Forum: Off Topic 01-22-2021, 4:54pm
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Posted By the new me
First sensible thing I've read all day. ...

First sensible thing I've read all day. Including my own stuff, which by definition is nonsense.
Forum: Off Topic 01-22-2021, 4:48pm
Replies: 68,407
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Posted By the new me
Some men are born to failure, others achieve it. ...

Some men are born to failure, others achieve it.

In my case, I failed to achieve being perma-banned, or even being banned at all.

Every time I say "Hey honey would you make me a sandwich" and I...
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