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Forum: Off Topic Today, 1:57pm
Replies: 235
Views: 4,847
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I bet he smoked a couple fatties and was in a...

I bet he smoked a couple fatties and was in a Franzia Fueled Fury when he typed that up. Would have been funnier if he submitted it to Corvsport :funnier:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 1:54pm
Replies: 17
Views: 89
Posted By DJ_Critterus
19years was a good spoiled life: Leaving work to put my suffering cat down

This is gonna suck. Been with the little guy for a long time. Hell, I got him and his sister in the divorce years ago and they were gifts to my ex when they were kittens.

Now with his sister...
Forum: Off Topic Today, 1:27pm
Replies: 235
Views: 4,847
Posted By DJ_Critterus
:nono: We can give him a bag of dicks, but...

:nono: We can give him a bag of dicks, but that's as far as we are willing to go.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 1:13pm
Replies: 11
Views: 184
Posted By DJ_Critterus
*on it

*on it
Forum: Off Topic Today, 1:12pm
Replies: 16
Views: 140
Posted By DJ_Critterus
https://y.yarn.co/84f9d180-8b06-4ed1-917c-9f3cba9e...

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Forum: Off Topic Today, 11:31am
Replies: 11
Views: 184
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I'm also not a fan of multi lane bridges :nono:

I'm also not a fan of multi lane bridges :nono:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 11:29am
Replies: 21
Views: 209
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Maybe when the cattle are locked up in their pens...

Maybe when the cattle are locked up in their pens and can't run away.... :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 11:27am
Replies: 21
Views: 209
Posted By DJ_Critterus
At least it's not 3D where you see the spooge...

At least it's not 3D where you see the spooge being shot right at your face :ack:

Somehow, I think a few of you might like that :funnier:

:leaving:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 8:48am
Replies: 235
Views: 4,847
Posted By DJ_Critterus
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-09-2017/3RqrwK.gif

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-09-2017/3RqrwK.gif
Forum: Off Topic Today, 8:11am
Replies: 11
Views: 184
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I wouldn't mind crashing my vessel into those...

I wouldn't mind crashing my vessel into those bridges :smash:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 7:47am
Replies: 24
Views: 405
Posted By DJ_Critterus
https://y.yarn.co/a87d77eb-0ca5-4e7a-bc13-0132aa44...

https://y.yarn.co/a87d77eb-0ca5-4e7a-bc13-0132aa44be7a_text.gif

Is that why GTO follows you around like a lost puppy all the time :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 7:45am
Replies: 15
Views: 253
Posted By DJ_Critterus
The phrase is "keep them on the...

The phrase is "keep them on the plantation."
Forum: Politics & Religion Today, 7:20am
Replies: 7
Views: 142
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I have no problem with Trump going to the race. ...

I have no problem with Trump going to the race. Plenty of support for him out there. Me... I won't even be watching it. Why you ask? Here are my reasons:

1) Boring
2) Bubba Watson and his...
Forum: Off Topic Today, 7:14am
Replies: 15
Views: 253
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I demand a straight pride month and murals to go...

I demand a straight pride month and murals to go along with it. I also want parades where we have hot slims bent over the rails of the floats and dudes like me giving it to them from behind...in...
Forum: Off Topic Today, 7:11am
Replies: 21
Views: 209
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Headaches and nausea... that was my big take away...

Headaches and nausea... that was my big take away from VR headsets. :ack:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 5:50am
Replies: 4
Views: 141
Posted By DJ_Critterus
i enjoy seeing a pretty woman wear then remove...

i enjoy seeing a pretty woman wear then remove ANIL.

Dudes..... :nono:
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:14pm
Replies: 24
Views: 494
Posted By DJ_Critterus
and now we get a whole month starting next...

and now we get a whole month starting next weekend dedicated to the fags, freaks, and fairies :mad:

some lady at work filed a complaint because she wanted to put a pride flag with some slogan on...
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:10pm
Replies: 5
Views: 154
Posted By DJ_Critterus
let's see that from another angle 180deg out.

let's see that from another angle 180deg out.
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2024, 12:36pm
Replies: 14
Views: 207
Posted By DJ_Critterus
do a courtesy flush, please.

do a courtesy flush, please.
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2024, 12:24pm
Replies: 23
Views: 285
Posted By DJ_Critterus
get ready to pay for the privilege of hearing his...

get ready to pay for the privilege of hearing his liberal antisemetic rants.
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2024, 11:35am
Replies: 99
Views: 1,365
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I'd like to convey my boner to her

I'd like to convey my boner to her
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2024, 11:32am
Replies: 235
Views: 4,847
Posted By DJ_Critterus
and we all know how that's gonna work out :lol:

and we all know how that's gonna work out :lol:
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2024, 11:28am
Replies: 53
Views: 847
Posted By DJ_Critterus
my good morning constitutional wasn't as...

my good morning constitutional wasn't as entertaining as normal....

:leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2024, 10:09am
Replies: 30
Views: 574
Posted By DJ_Critterus
it makes a turd. Food is better than Mickey D's...

it makes a turd. Food is better than Mickey D's and is low/no sodium content.
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2024, 10:07am
Replies: 235
Views: 4,847
Posted By DJ_Critterus
not. a big ****ing NOT.... hopefully.

not. a big ****ing NOT.... hopefully.
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