I'm Surrounded by A*holes
 

So my wife ordered some cards from VistaPrint, who shipped her order via UPS.
We have UPS My Choice so they gave us the heads-up that the package was out for delivery today (and the address shown in the notification was correct). Welp at around 1:00 a UPS truck rolls up. The driver delivers a package to my next door neighbor, as well as my neighbor across the street, but doesn't come anywhere near my house. About 10 minutes after he left I get a notification from UPS that the package was delivered and left at "garage."

Go over to next door neighbor's house. At first the fat **** wouldn't even answer the door; finally he comes out and says yes I did get a package but it was for me.

Go across the street to the other neighbor's house. The owner, who I have long suspect is on serious drugs, says that not only did he not receive any packages today, but "we never get UPS packages." This when I have footage from my security cameras showing the UPS truck stopping in front of his house and the driver delivering a package. :toetap:



Fortunately VistaPrint stepped up and will be re-shipping the order, but Jesus H. Tapdancin' Christ are people a bunch of fucjked-up assholes. :mad:

Thanks for letting me vent. :D

This is not a request-for-advice thread.

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I could never live there

Current anger level: @DJ_Critterus x 2 :yesnod:

BUT, you could live across the street and get free stuff !!

Good point :thumbs:

I think that equates to ...

Lewis Black / DJ Critterus

Phred...

I suddenly miss the fence pisser stories. :shots:

It's not worth all the free shit.


icnlt

We need @Mick to come in here and explain all this math stuff...

**** Cali. I'm out.:seasix:

Especially when all you would have gotten was picture postcards of our dogs and cats. :lol:

Lou doesn't have shit for anger issues.

BTW, I do have that Lord Helmet Shirt and wore it to the bar last night. Bwahahaha. Jammed a couple songs with my friend's band and he asked if I wore the shirt just for them.

"Maybe. Eat a dick."

:lol: wait...... :cuss:

You should've broken out your handy brass knuckles and beat the living shit out of both of them until they fessed up. I have zero tolerance for thieves.:issues: Plus, beating the ever loving hell out of someone who desperately needs it, is totally gratifying.:yesnod:

Well since you have 2 suspects... A bag of dicks for each will do...

and then shit on his door step.

i don't think he has any leftovers from the bags that were sent to him.

I have that on my facemask. Wore it it universal back in November and was surprised the team members didn't make me remove it for being offensive. Instead, I got mucho high fives.

This is the shirt I wore last night.
https://i.imgur.com/lYY4McK.jpg