The Barn Song - Need Help
 

Sung to Toby Keith's - I Love This Bar or Sammy Hagar's but the lyrics are a bit different. Got the chorus done and bit more but that's the limit of my skill.
Friz step in:D


We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted nOObs and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their C4 cars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

[Chorus:]
I love this barn
It's my kind of place
Just clickin' on the icon
Puts a big smile on my face
We cause no harm, it has charm
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this barn
Yes I do

Pui ?

I don't know country songs so I'm no help

Damn, things must really be slow up there in the frozen north..I can't think of ever being so bored that I would write country songs..WW

I leave the songwriting to the experts like...John Denver...:lolsmile:.....WW

Touche:D

: :bilmem:[

It's missing the part where the dog dies and the wife leaves after he looses his job to a yuppie. But it's ok otherwise. :D
Oh yeah, and someone has to get run over by an 18 wheeler and or train.

We were forbidden by a certain individual in Texas to write anything involving a dog dying. He threatened to unsheath the doggy cone on our wheels if we did.:lolsmile:

:lolsmile::lolsmile:

All of you non-country fans consider yourselves banned for life. ... If I can just figure out how this thing works. :leaving:

...and in the meantime. A little piece of country girl heaven.

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Poor Sweetsie watching too many re-runs of Trailer Park Boys or Reefer Madness ----- smoke getting into the mind hahahahaha

Where is " Grumpy " when we need him. :slap::beer:

No 'Grumpy' here

We do have a 'Snarkey' though

:above:
I don't know. See what you think. I left a bunch out but I have to go. I will work on it some more later.

:slap: :lol: good one !!!!

We need Leroy to help us composing a song. Likely it will be a rap or R&B song, normally rapers have rhythm.

Is that for Grumpy or Sweet90's song ? :above::lolsmile: