Got a Call Today Trying to Sell Me an Extended Warranty for a Car
 

The lady asked me what kind of car I had. I told her, "first, I'm gonna need to know what color panties you're wearing, and a little about your grooming habits in that area, since we're giving each other personal information."

She hung up. WTF? Maybe I really did want to participate in her scam!

what car?

well, it's a Johnny Cash special:

I'd tell 'em it's a '72, still want to sell me summfin????


:lol:

Did you really say that ? Sheesh these days I would expect a lawsuit :willy:

How come I only get calls like that from Bob in Bangalore, India?!:thomas:

I get them multiple times a week, but usually referencing cars I haven't owned in years. we would like to sell warranty on your 2007 f150. ummm. I had a 2010, 14, 16 and 19 since then, buhbye.

I got a call selling hearing aids. I had some fun with that one. HUH ? What? I can't hear a damn' thing you are saying. :rofl:

I'd still ask him what color panties he was wearing. :D

I tell the telemarketers that I am going to masturbate through the duration of the phone call then ask if they are o.k. with that. Usually never get a call back.

I just figured that was standard procedure. :D

I absolutely said that. If anyone was to sue, it should be me, for them calling me illegally. The problem is, even if you act interested, when you try to find out the name and location of their business so you can have them served, they get suspicious and hang up They know not to give out any info, but they expect random people to give up THEIR info.

I love getting the Indian scammers. I get indignant, and tell them, how dare you, a dalit, call me and tell them they should be scrubbing toilets, etc.


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-18394914


It's apparently one of the most offensive insults to Indian folks, and it usually just leaves them speechless for a few seconds.

Why is it we feel that we should be civil towards criminals? They know they are breaking the law by calling cell phones, or calling land lines on the no call list. They are criminals, and we should be treating them as such.

Edit: I'm always polite to charity callers and pollsters. I respect that they're just doing their (legal) jobs. I have no respect for people doing illegal stuff though.

Well, of course....duh!:seasix:

I like to speak to them in a nonsensical made-up foreign language.

So, you read any post or reply from Mrvette?

That works. :seasix:


:Jeff '79:

Thank you so much I have been getting calls from there claiming to be from social security. It worked like a charm. I think I just ruined his day. :kick::rofl:

Oooohh, that's a good one! :funniest: