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Bill 01-17-2022 10:02pm
Really NSFW: Everything You Need to Know About Sex, in One Analogy
 
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[–]Cassian_And_Or_Solo 708 points 3 hours ago4

Anal is the jeep of sex. Yeah you might get dirty, it's a little rough, but some people just love off-roading in their jeep. (And there are some people who hate the idea of off roading on a jeep.)

Oral is the motorcycle. incredibly impressive based on the driver.

Vaginal is a luxury sedan. It will always be a smooth ride, it will always be comfortable and welcoming....but it'll never do what motorcycle or Jeep can do.
Found elsewhere, not my original work.

Aerovette 01-17-2022 10:05pm
Good thing I drive an all-purpose vehicle.

Olustee bus 01-18-2022 3:24am
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Originally Posted by bill_daniels (Post 1934930)
Found elsewhere, not my original work.
Reassuring

Torqaholic 01-18-2022 6:19am
Driving a tank is probably the optimal solution these days. No lies, no STD's, and no out of control emotions to deal with :lol:

DJ_Critterus 01-18-2022 10:58am
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Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1934931)
Good thing I drive an all-purpose vehicle.
like this?

Shrike6 01-18-2022 12:59pm
I’ll take a little Japanese compact every time.

Iron Chef 01-18-2022 4:58pm
A Lamborghini has some upsides to it. :leaving:

73sbVert 01-18-2022 10:47pm
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Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1935117)
A Lamborghini has some upsides to it. :leaving:
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Iron Chef 01-19-2022 11:57am
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Originally Posted by 73sbVert (Post 1935229)
Now you understand why I remain single.

73sbVert 01-19-2022 12:50pm
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Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1935326)
Now you understand why I remain single.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I wish I had had your fortitude earlier in life, I'd be soooooooo much farther ahead than where I am.
I mean, I'm happy now and all, but the shit I went thru to get here wasn't worth it IMHO. (other than those stupid "life lessons" I was supposed to learn) :D

Iron Chef 01-19-2022 1:18pm
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Originally Posted by 73sbVert (Post 1935334)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I wish I had had your fortitude earlier in life, I'd be soooooooo much farther ahead than where I am.
I mean, I'm happy now and all, but the shit I went thru to get here wasn't worth it IMHO. (other than those stupid "life lessons" I was supposed to learn) :D
Yeah but you needed to go through the shit. If you have a good life without any disasters (and believe me, I've had plenty of them), you wind up like Jeffrey Epstein.

:cert:

DJ_Critterus 01-19-2022 1:23pm
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Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1935343)
Yeah but you needed to go through the shit. If you have a good life without any disasters (and believe me, I've had plenty of them), you wind up like Jeffrey Epstein.

:cert:
That'll turn you into a Pedo?

zeek 01-19-2022 7:45pm
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Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1935326)
Now you understand why I remain single.
Yep...my thoughts exactly...was married ONCE ..divorced in '78 and vowed to NEVER do that shit again....:seasix:


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