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99 pewtercoupe 01-18-2022 4:16pm

Another DIY fail. Potential Darwin Winner
 
https://gizmodo.com/science/health

Man's Penis Fills With Foam After DIY Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Goes Wrong

A man and his partner’s attempt at a treatment for erectile dysfunction went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a recent case report, they detail how his partner accidentally shot insulation foam into the man’s penis and bladder while a straw connected to the spray had been inserted into his urethra. Afterward, he began to urinate blood. Though doctors were able to remove the hardened foam eventually, the man will require further procedures to repair his urethra.

The unfortunate tale was published in the November issue of Urology Case Reports, though it only seems to have garnered media attention this week. According to the report, the 45-year-old man had been inserting various objects into his urethra for some time as an aid for erectile dysfunction. During one such occasion, he and his partner had decided to use a straw attached to a can of weatherproofing spray, when the partner “inadvertently pressed the button deploying the foam.” The foam then shot through his entire urethra, even filling up his bladder. The man waited three weeks before seeking medical attention at an emergency room, during which time he increasingly had difficulty urinating and urinating blood when he did.

Inserting objects into the penis can lead to something called urethral stricture disease, or scarring that narrows the already tight passageway of the urethra. In this man’s case, his narrowed urethra apparently anchored the spray foam in place along his penis. And while doctors were able to remove the foam from his bladder with relative ease, his condition meant that they couldn’t fish out the rest from his penis with minimal endoscopic surgery. Instead, they had to cut him open through his perineum (the skin between the penis and anus, also known as the taint).

Olustee bus 01-18-2022 4:40pm

If done correctly, it would serve as a handy flotation device. Hell, you could tie a sail to it and sail around.

theandies 01-18-2022 4:46pm

"Partner"? My guess is this idiot is gay. Only sickass gay ****s think of shit like this. It's not a "condition" or "normal" it's a MENTAL ILLNESS.

Ol Timer 01-18-2022 4:48pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe (Post 1935104)
https://gizmodo.com/science/health

Man's Penis Fills With Foam After DIY Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Goes Wrong

A man and his partner’s attempt at a treatment for erectile dysfunction went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a recent case report, they detail how his partner accidentally shot insulation foam into the man’s penis and bladder while a straw connected to the spray had been inserted into his urethra. Afterward, he began to urinate blood. Though doctors were able to remove the hardened foam eventually, the man will require further procedures to repair his urethra.

The unfortunate tale was published in the November issue of Urology Case Reports, though it only seems to have garnered media attention this week. According to the report, the 45-year-old man had been inserting various objects into his urethra for some time as an aid for erectile dysfunction. During one such occasion, he and his partner had decided to use a straw attached to a can of weatherproofing spray, when the partner “inadvertently pressed the button deploying the foam.” The foam then shot through his entire urethra, even filling up his bladder. The man waited three weeks before seeking medical attention at an emergency room, during which time he increasingly had difficulty urinating and urinating blood when he did.

Inserting objects into the penis can lead to something called urethral stricture disease, or scarring that narrows the already tight passageway of the urethra. In this man’s case, his narrowed urethra apparently anchored the spray foam in place along his penis. And while doctors were able to remove the foam from his bladder with relative ease, his condition meant that they couldn’t fish out the rest from his penis with minimal endoscopic surgery. Instead, they had to cut him open through his perineum (the skin between the penis and anus, also known as the taint).

I’m pretty sure this is a disease I’ll not be bothered with.

Aerovette 01-18-2022 4:56pm

I'm pretty sure that is a gross misrepresentation of "inadvertently".

Iron Chef 01-18-2022 5:02pm

I'm pretty sure I can't un-read this story. :ack:

gs568 01-18-2022 5:20pm

Stupid m’fers.

Dan Dlabay 01-18-2022 6:07pm

A lot of idiots in the world today. Most are left wing nut jobs.:cert:

ratflinger 01-18-2022 6:09pm

Okay, so he tried to stick a plastic tube in his dick, but why was the can attached? I smell bullshit here on the order of that dumb bitch that used Gorilla Glue on her hair. Bet this fag tries to sue, since the warnings on the can specifically didn't say not to stick this in your penis and pull the trigger.

Vandelay Industries 01-18-2022 6:32pm

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos...NuigRmHx_QBCY=

MadInNc 01-18-2022 7:29pm

just cant fix stupid :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Rikki Z-06 01-18-2022 7:30pm

WTF???

:funniest::funniest::funniest:

Loco Vette 01-18-2022 11:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadInNc (Post 1935163)
just cant fix stupid :rofl::rofl::rofl:

But you can apparently permafoam it.

Don Rickles 01-19-2022 8:40am

Hey DJ, explain this? What's a DIY????

(After DIY Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Goes Wrong)

And I just can't imagine, what the "taker" has put up his ass?:confused5:

So what, these guys go walking up and down the aisles at Home Depot searching for the perfect sexual aides???:confused5:



:lol:

Mike Mercury 01-19-2022 9:15am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1935118)
I'm pretty sure I can't un-read this story. :ack:


http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6e/6e5f...544959c34d.jpg

DJ_Critterus 01-19-2022 9:21am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rickles (Post 1935269)
Hey DJ, explain this? What's a DIY????

(After DIY Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Goes Wrong)

And I just can't imagine, what the "taker" has put up his ass?:confused5:

So what, these guys go walking up and down the aisles at Home Depot searching for the perfect sexual aides???:confused5:



:lol:

Whoa, WTF? Why did my name come up (pun?)

BTW, sounds like the moron in the OP is guilty of breaking some law in the penal code :leaving:

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/65303516.jpg

BayouCountry 01-19-2022 9:27am

Hopefully, they do a snip during one of the repair procedures. That bloodline needs to end.

DJ_Critterus 01-19-2022 9:29am

Quote:

Originally Posted by BayouCountry (Post 1935291)
Hopefully, they do a snip during one of the repair procedures. That bloodline needs to end.

right at the base....give him the VJ treatment.

Torqaholic 01-19-2022 11:01am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Rickles (Post 1935269)
... What's a DIY????

...

Can't tell if serious. I suppose it's possible.

DIY = Do It Yourself

Don't say I never gave you anything :D


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