Broward County brings in vote counting expert
https://babylonbee.com/news/broward-...p-ballot-count
FLORIDA—Broward County, which has had trouble meeting its legal deadlines in the counting of ballots, has now brought in a consultant to speed up the recount: counting expert Count von Count. The Count wasted no time and immediately began counting as soon as he saw the ballots. He picked up one and said, “One vote for governor, eh eh eh.” After that, he picked up a second ballot and said, “Two votes for governor, eh eh eh.” Next, he picked up a third ballot and said, “Three votes for governor, eh eh eh.” “Wow!” exclaimed Broward County official Stanley Collier. “He’s way faster than us!” The Count continued his tabulation and within a minute was in double digits. “I always get confused once I reach the number nine,” said Brenda C. Snipes, the Supervisor of Elections for Broward County, “but he blew right through that." |
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I remember the Florida Bush/Gore "hanging chad" challenges by the Gore lawyers.
If a chad was still hanging onto the ballot by even a miniscule fiber, these assholes claimed they could tell by the way it hung if a voter was unconvinced or confused with his vote and it could either be cast out or given to the opponent! Only the Left! Attachment 46431 Attachment 46432 |
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