n00b amnesty thread
 

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You folks signed up, now, post up! Who are you? Tell us about yourselves. What do you do? What do you drive? What are your thoughts on Porter? What are your thoughts on Iron Maiden?

:cheers:

Wow. Well ok then. My name is Jeff. I'm the typical old dude (50). Happily married, 5 beautiful daughters, on the edge of retirement, figured I needed a toy. Bought this old beater '05 base off the internet site unseen. (Cause that's always fun lol)

It's not a bad old car, got some dings and doo dad's here and there. Runs really well. American Racing headers, x-pipe, flow to npp mufflers that were installed at some point with a mild to wild module. Callaway Airbox. F55 shocks are gone and Bilsetins have replaced them. Interior is in really nice shape for 16 years old. She's got a little over 71k miles. And she's an Auto. On purpose cause I don't measure my manhood on trying to out shift a computer. My wife and girls like to help name all of my projects and this one they named Jester.

My business is a member of SEMA and the SEMA Pro alliance. I was into lifted trucks for the longest time but that whole "scene" kinda lost interest for me.

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Please answer the Porter and Iron Maiden questions first, because those can be disqualifying. :yesnod:

:withstupid:

:lol:

@Voodoo_Customs thumbs up Jester :seasix: & farmtruck :)

Welcome @Voodoo_Customs nice looking ride. Nice lifted truck as well. Much more relaxed forum here.

We were doing a little photo shoot prior to loading them up for the Piston Powered Autorama show in Cleveland. Never happened because it was the start of the whole Covid crap. We had Farmtruck, Azn's ChebbyII, and the Walker Wagon. I should have mentioned I have friends in low places? Haha

Far as Porter and Iron Maiden [emoji2961]
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I guess I shouldn't have [emoji2961]'d at Porter cause I don't even know what that means lmao.

Far as Iron Maiden though, definite [emoji2961]. 80's hair bands or 80's country for me. (Yes, Sirius is my friend)

Wow....all those No0b's called out and only one brave soul responds.....:) While Im not a fan of the C6, Voodoo's Hoodoo looks really cool.....:yesnod:

Enjoy your project and upcoming retirement.

I’m glad I bought a used Corvette to start out with because I promptly broke the lower radiator bracket. It was a black ‘09 Z51. I took it to a tire dealer and bottomed out in my haste to cross traffic into a parking space. Oh well, I needed a project. I would have cried if I did it to my new 2012.

I retired in 2017 and never looked back. Moved from California to the bayou to be close to the grandkids.

No worries, just stick around and you'll find out about Porter soon enough. :willy:

Welcome and thanks for the pics :cool1:

Welcome to the forum.



I have 4 points of interest you should know (because I'm helpful):

1. Porter is a person (sorta)
2. There's more than one "Jeff" on this forum, so, if you read:
   "FU Jeff! you trailer trash, Biden lovin' cox sucker!", it's directed at somebody else (unless...:skia:).
3. I encourage donations; so, if you want to donate; I take PayPal. :yesnod:

YW

What's the fourth? I'm in suspense......

4 Strats(aka mud bug eater) is a gator loving, voodoo cursing, photochopper from hell that'll send rain your way everytime and ruin yer day.

STFU no0b..................................:funniest:

HaY! Thanks!...I resemble that compliment. :woohoo:

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n000000bbbbbbssss!!!!!!!!!

You were saying? Lol.

:kick:

I lost interest after point one.