... --- The Official "It Stinks In Here" CF Bar --- ...
 

Good news, folks.

I got a GREAT deal on leasing the latest bar that recently closed down in CF. :party: :party:


Bring your own EVERYTHING. Self Service.


Lead-based paint chips are complimentary. Asbestos fixtures are on special: grab one, and get one free.

Want a mint julep? I think there's some mint growing out of the carpet behind that couch over there. At least... I'm pretty sure it's mint.

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Who needs a drink?

:hi:

Sweet! Pre-dirt.

:cheers::cheers:

:beer:

Got any mud pie?

Those clean prissy places are creepy. Like museums.

We do, as a matter of fact. Fresh.

It rained in the lobby just this morning. :yesnod:

I know, right?



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This one has that... certain... je nais se quoi.

My new fixup mancave.

I tell ya... the one thing this place has got going for it is potential. :yesnod:

Oui!

You sure you don't mean mudslides??

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Ok if I herd some cattle thru here?

:sleep::sleep::sleep:

:waiting:
Got anything to wash popcorn down with ?

Noooo, mud pie. But that looks tasty.

Try to keep them along the North wall.


What can I get for you, young lady?

Ummm, viscid dishwater??

Did you bring enough so I can have one, too?

:confused5: Why do you want cows???

:lol:

Is she trying to rinse the kernels down the floor drain?