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JRD77VET 07-08-2019 7:39pm

Chuck Norris Has a New Show About Badass Military Vehicles
 
Chuck Norris Has a New Show About Badass Military Vehicles

Because there's nothing the man can't do.

Chuck Norris is a man of many skills, both real and mythical. We’re definitely sure he’s a decorated Air Force veteran, a martial arts master, an accomplished actor, and a sage philosopher. And we’re pretty sure he once beat the sun in a staring contest, punched a cyclops between the eye, uppercutted a horse and created giraffes, and counted to infinity—twice. Now we can add HISTORY host to his ever-expanding résumé.

Tonight, Norris will showcase some of the craziest creations in Armed Forces history in the one-hour Chuck Norris’ Epic Guide to Military Vehicles. Tune in to see monsters like the Joint Light Tactical Vehicle (JLTV), developed for the Army and Marines and stronger than a Humvee; the Stryker, which packs heavy machine guns, automatic grenade launchers, and guided missiles into its 19-ton frame; and our favorite formidable, 65-ton tank, the M1A2 Abrams, among many others.

Norris is bringing some friends along for the ride, too. That includes Popular Mechanics’ own Joe Pappalardo, who in the exclusive clip above discusses the Army’s Squad Multipurpose Equipment Transport (SMET) program, which produces robots that can carry up to 1,000 pounds of supplies for a nine-man infantry squad and can travel up to 60 miles over 72 days without refueling. Let’s see Norris do that.

Chuck Norris’ Epic Guide to Military Vehicles airs tonight at 9 ET/PT on HISTORY. Can’t wait until then? Watch another preview below.

video in link
https://www.popularmechanics.com/mil...tary-vehicles/

LilRedCorvette 07-08-2019 9:46pm

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MrPeabody 07-08-2019 9:57pm

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he is actually remaining still and pushing the earth away from him.


And we're off...

Mike Mercury 07-09-2019 7:47am

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MrPeabody 07-09-2019 1:28pm

Chuck Norris donates blood regularly. But not his own.

JRD77VET 07-09-2019 7:15pm

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Originally Posted by MrPeabody (Post 1675748)
When Chuck Norris does push-ups he is actually remaining still and pushing the earth away from him.


And we're off...

This is almost three pages of Chuck Norris single liners
http://www.icndb.com/the-jokes-2/

The start of it :cool1:

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.


MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.


Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.


Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.


Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.


Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.


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