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lspencer534 05-09-2011 7:29pm

Poll: Kim Kardashian-- ? or not?
 
I wouldn't hit it if she were the last woman on earth, I'd been celibate for a year, and was drunk and had a blindfold on. But why the feck do people think she's hot? (See Maxim 100 hot women of 2011 thread) This pic is very recent; that ass would smother a small country. It's just too dam feckin' big!

http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...dashianass.jpg

Petew1971 05-09-2011 7:32pm

Its only big if you cant fill it with pipe..Id pound the shit out of her

Uncle Pervey 05-09-2011 7:34pm

occasionally she gets it down to a size that is acceptable for me, but I just don't think she's that hot, plus I think somebody has already fukked the all the brains out of her. :yesnod:

MEANZ06 05-09-2011 7:34pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 268837)
I wouldn't hit it if she were the last woman on earth, I'd been celibate for a year, and was drunk and had a blindfold on.

liar... :D

G8rDMD 05-09-2011 7:35pm

If she brought a caulking gun along, then maybe :leaving:

Petew1971 05-09-2011 7:35pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Pervey (Post 268843)
occasionally she gets it down to a size that is acceptable for me, but I just don't think she's that hot, plus I think somebody has already fukked the all the brains out of her. :yesnod:

That same person got you too

Kerrmudgeon 05-09-2011 7:37pm

What poll????? :slap:

G8rDMD 05-09-2011 7:40pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon (Post 268850)
What poll????? :slap:

Apparently PeteW's :cheers:

HOWSER 05-09-2011 7:41pm

Like a pie eating contest.

lspencer534 05-09-2011 7:42pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon (Post 268850)
What poll????? :slap:

It's in there! :leaving:

lspencer534 05-09-2011 7:43pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by G8rDMD (Post 268846)
If she brought a caulking gun along, then maybe :leaving:

I see what you did....:rofl:

Petew1971 05-09-2011 7:58pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by G8rDMD (Post 268852)
Apparently PeteW's :cheers:

:lol:

NB2K 05-09-2011 8:01pm

Damn, she's went to hell...

Allan 05-09-2011 8:21pm

Isn't there a sex tape of her floating around?

G8rDMD 05-09-2011 8:24pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allan (Post 268927)
Isn't there a sex tape of her floating around?

Yeah, but it's only viewable in an IMAX theater :leaving:

78SA 05-09-2011 8:24pm

She is a nasty skank and only someone with no self respect would have sex with her.

NB2K 05-09-2011 8:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by G8rDMD (Post 268930)
Yeah, but it's only viewable in an IMAX theater :leaving:

:rofl:

MEANZ06 05-09-2011 8:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by G8rDMD (Post 268930)
Yeah, but it's only viewable in an IMAX theater :leaving:

:rofl:

69camfrk 05-09-2011 8:30pm

Great googly moogly I didn't know her ass was that big. Not a bad looking girl, but she deserves absolutely no fame. I can't figure that out at all.

high desert 05-09-2011 8:46pm

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/...ashianass1.jpg

Millenium Vette 05-09-2011 8:49pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by G8rDMD (Post 268930)
Yeah, but it's only viewable in an IMAX theater :leaving:

Now that's a good one! I hope Virgil appreciates how witty his servant is. :D

HOWSER 05-09-2011 8:52pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by 78SA (Post 268933)
She is a nasty skank and only someone with no self respect would have sex with her.

You may place me at the top of that list.

G8rDMD 05-09-2011 9:01pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Millenium Vette (Post 268968)
Now that's a good one! I hope Virgil appreciates how witty his servant is. :D

Virgil is appreciative as long as the water in his bowl is fresh, the food piled high and the belly rubs executed with full conviction :cheers:

Chaney3000 05-09-2011 9:06pm

She is a very beautiful woman. I like her sister (the taller one) as well.

theriver 05-09-2011 9:20pm

a protege of paris hilton, she got her "start" getting pissed on by a brotha in a sex tape. Then of course claims it was stolen.

that ass needs a red flag. she shits bigger than me.

Entropy 05-09-2011 9:27pm

http://captionsearch.com/pix/jiqd2154kr.jpg

themonk 05-09-2011 9:32pm

that's just plain disgusting.

Kerrmudgeon 05-09-2011 9:38pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by themonk (Post 269033)
that's just plain disgusting.

Call me depraved! :yesnod:.....

I'm in.....and out.....and in.....and out.....and in....and on and on......!:D:D


definitely worth a squirt....!

LATB 05-09-2011 10:26pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 268856)
It's in there! :leaving:

Like Ragu? :D

Petew1971 05-09-2011 11:16pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entropy (Post 269025)

:lol:

kylebuck 05-09-2011 11:18pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petew1971 (Post 268839)
Its only big if you cant fill it with pipe..Id pound the shit out of her

qftmft

Uri 05-09-2011 11:31pm

In my youth, I would run it down bloody!!! No holes barred.........ass to mouth etc.

kylebuck 05-09-2011 11:50pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uri (Post 269155)
In my youth, I would run it down bloody!!! No holes barred.........ass to mouth etc.

so what happened.

Uri 05-10-2011 1:02am

Quote:

Originally Posted by joebuck (Post 269157)
so what happened.

Huh.......?

kylebuck 05-10-2011 1:12am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uri (Post 269174)
Huh.......?

you said in your youth... im saying why let that stop ya

Uri 05-10-2011 1:30am

Quote:

Originally Posted by joebuck (Post 269177)
you said in your youth... im saying why let that stop ya

Nothing worse than a Lecherous / skivvy honcho.........

Omega Man 05-10-2011 2:22am

Her ass is so big, you could land a 747 on it in heavy winds and never run out of room.

Reminds me of Jennifer Lopez.

Uri 05-10-2011 3:47am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega Man (Post 269180)
Her ass is so big, you could land a 747 on it in heavy winds and never run out of room.

Reminds me of Jennifer Lopez.

And you would probably wrench your back out place trying to **** the shit out of it.:dance:

joecaver 05-10-2011 4:02am

no thanks I'll pass

Olustee bus 05-10-2011 5:01am

Quote:

Originally Posted by G8rDMD (Post 268846)
If she brought a caulking gun along, then maybe :leaving:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 268857)
I see what you did....:rofl:

damn if I do. wish I did,

Z06David 05-10-2011 7:02am

there's no way she'd be seeing a white dude, I call bs :lol:

G8rDMD 05-10-2011 7:35am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olustee bus (Post 269200)
damn if I do. wish I did,

See posts 8 & 9 :cheers:

PortDawg 05-10-2011 7:42am

http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-conte..._a_hallway.jpg

longhorn341 05-10-2011 8:02am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z06David (Post 269236)
there's no way she'd be seeing a white dude, I call bs :lol:

this

Joecooool 05-10-2011 8:41am

She's a season or two away from cellulite city.

NB2K 05-10-2011 8:43am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joecooool (Post 269301)
She's a season or two away from cellulite city.

You are being kind. I think she's turning in the driveway...

navyndi2 05-10-2011 8:47am

I'd tap it.....:leaving:
:cheers:

Omega Man 05-10-2011 9:27am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uri (Post 269189)
And you would probably wrench your back out place trying to **** the shit out of it.:dance:

No way. She makes me want to gargle my own vomit. I would not hit that with your d1ck.

onedef92 05-10-2011 10:08am

I'd hit it like piston slap on a Honda with a broken timing belt.

RetiredSFC 97 05-10-2011 10:34am

just goes to show you how stupid people are. make a celebrity out of anyone and then comes the lusting just because they think she's a celebrity.


Hint, she's a nobody!

i'll pass.

C5SilverBullet 05-10-2011 10:38am

:banana::banana::banana:

Meeko87 05-10-2011 10:40am

She has AIDS.

GEODON 05-10-2011 10:45am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uri (Post 269155)
In my youth, I would run it down bloody!!! No holes barred.........ass to mouth etc.

:rofl:

thats some funny shit right there

onedef92 05-10-2011 10:50am


She's sure hittin' in that there Skechers commercial and shet....


*whew* She looks absolutely fetching in that Quick Trim spot, too. Her core fitness and tigglebitty ripeness ain't no joke! :hump::boobies:

Z06David 05-10-2011 10:53am

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedef92 (Post 269478)

She's sure hittin' in that there Skechers commercial and shet....

dayum!!

NB2K 05-10-2011 11:24am

It won't be long before she has to tie a washrag to a stick to get all that ass clean.

Meeko87 05-10-2011 11:31am

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedef92 (Post 269478)
YouTube - Kim Kardashian's SKECHERS Super Bowl Commercial - Break Up 2 Shape Up

She's sure hittin' in that there Skechers commercial and shet....

:iagree:

onedef92 05-10-2011 11:36am


On the tangent tip, your girl Brooke Burke looks good in her spot, too. Love the super slow-mo-on-the-ass-segment 0:24 seconds into the segment, personally.

NEVRL8T 05-10-2011 11:37am

I would nail it to the wall and lick it every time I walked by it.

Me2 05-10-2011 6:18pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by 78SA (Post 268933)
She is a nasty skank and only someone with no self respect would have sex with her.




I tend to agree with most things you say but that's just an odd thing to say about someone you don't know. What makes you think she's a nasty skank? :confused5:

Uri 05-10-2011 6:20pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by NB2K (Post 269536)
It won't be long before she has to tie a washrag to a stick to get all that ass clean.

Or hire someone to clean it...........:dance:

NeedSpeed 05-10-2011 8:06pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedef92 (Post 269569)
YouTube - Brooke Burke Shape-ups Commercial - Newest Move

On the tangent tip, your girl Brooke Burke looks good in her spot, too. Love the super slow-mo-on-the-ass-segment 0:24 seconds into the segment, personally.

Brooke rocks. :rep:

Yamma 05-10-2011 8:11pm

just glad my ass ain't that big. damn. :rofl:

Fastguy 05-10-2011 8:19pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CzIBjzJwry...+Mix+A+Lot.jpg

Uri 05-10-2011 8:39pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamma (Post 270067)
just glad my ass ain't that big. damn. :rofl:

It would definitely attract a different type of individual and might make their actual intent suspicious and centered on the target alone. :D

Fastguy 05-10-2011 8:41pm

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...2393479804.jpg

Petew1971 05-10-2011 8:42pm

Because her butt is bigger does it mean she farts more and her poop is bigger?

Petew1971 05-10-2011 8:42pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fastguy (Post 270119)

Thats a perfect ass right there

onedef92 05-11-2011 12:51pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petew1971 (Post 270127)
Thats a perfect ass right there

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...ms/2eeas6w.jpg

I have it on good authority this one ain't no slouch, either....

onedef92 05-11-2011 12:56pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamma (Post 270067)
just glad my ass ain't that big. damn. :rofl:

:stfupic: :D

Joecooool 05-11-2011 1:08pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me2 (Post 269950)
I tend to agree with most things you say but that's just an odd thing to say about someone you don't know. What makes you think she's a nasty skank? :confused5:

Hmmmmm.

I'm going with "Because she has a sex tape for sale at the porno store".

Which incidentally, the only reason she is famous.

Scissors 05-11-2011 1:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joecooool (Post 270967)
Hmmmmm.

I'm going with "Because she has a sex tape for sale at the porno store".

Which incidentally, the only reason she is famous.

That's the reason she initially became famous. The reason she held onto fame is because she's hot.

NEVRL8T 05-11-2011 1:35pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scissors (Post 270987)
That's the reason she initially became famous. The reason she held onto fame is because she's hot.

:iagree:

Olustee bus 05-11-2011 3:26pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scissors (Post 270987)
That's the reason she initially became famous. The reason she held onto fame is because she's hot.

That and more talent in her little finger than most all the singers, uh, tv stars, uh, movie stars uh.
what exactly is she known for, other than a big ol round butt! Which, in fact would not be that appealing after one night!

NeedSpeed 05-11-2011 3:47pm

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=738105&t=o

Lrod 05-11-2011 7:41pm

Like a Screen Door in a hurricane, till she was deaf dumb and blind.

w!ngnut 05-12-2011 10:16am

Sure I'd hit it and do think she's nice looking but also think her azz is too big....at least in the first pic of this thread.

Iron Chef 05-12-2011 10:45am

I'll pass.

Her whole persona just nauseates me.

Flatbush Harry 05-12-2011 11:24am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 272058)
I'll pass.

Her whole persona just nauseates me.

Not wanting to be seen as a yes-man, nevertheless, this comment is an exact reflection of my feelings toward all three of these silly sisters. They appear to have nothing to recommend them save for exceptional desires to fellate most of the CA "celebrity" athlete community.

:rep:

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kylebuck 05-12-2011 11:26am

well i know i wouldnt hit the bottome.. but i would feck the sides up

onedef92 05-12-2011 11:30am

Quote:

Originally Posted by joebuck (Post 272116)
well i know i wouldnt hit the bottome.. but i would feck the sides up

You can't touch bottom on a skinny chick, either. :D

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...hz50091217.jpg

kylebuck 05-12-2011 11:37am

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedef92 (Post 272125)
You can't touch bottom on a skinny chick, either. :D

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...hz50091217.jpg

lies... she was a whoree!:leaving:


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