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SnikPlosskin 05-06-2021 12:22pm
I sat on my penis.
 
I whooped it out to pee and it had the seam of my jeans imprinted on it like Frankenstein's penis.

NO. I will not post pics. That what DMs are for.

dvarapala 05-06-2021 12:34pm
thnaks

DJ_Critterus 05-06-2021 12:37pm
@Knooger calling Knooger to the white courtesy phone.

Vandelay Industries 05-06-2021 12:42pm
Ok, shut 'er down!

We've officially run out of useless drivel.

RMVette 05-06-2021 12:42pm
We've reached a new low.... :rofl:

DJ_Critterus 05-06-2021 12:46pm
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Originally Posted by RMVette (Post 1879279)
We've reached a new low.... :rofl:
Nope....we can still further explore the fine intricacies of fart and poop jokes.

Anjdog2003 05-06-2021 1:03pm
Because i'am hung like a mule i have that problem all the time. :yesnod:

04 commemorative 05-06-2021 1:08pm
I'm hung like a pimple :willy: But.... still in before Snide :mirror:

Datawiz 05-06-2021 1:10pm
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Originally Posted by SnikPlosskin (Post 1879272)
I whooped it out to pee and it had the seam of my jeans imprinted on it like Frankenstein's penis.

NO. I will not post pics. That what DMs are for.
I hope you used lube. :lol:

mrvette 05-06-2021 1:10pm
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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1879280)
Nope....we can still further explore the fine intricacies of fart and poop jokes.
I can always talk of my dark poop.....and Die a reah......:issues:

Knooger 05-06-2021 1:15pm
OP's story is loosely based on fact. In all actuality he just sat on a penis. :leaving:

Bill 05-06-2021 1:32pm
I gave the thread a 5 star rating, and I guess I'm gonna nominate it for thread of the year, too.

Torqaholic 05-06-2021 2:07pm
That's nothing. Try sitting on one of your balls. That'll wake you up in a hurry.

Anjdog2003 05-06-2021 2:12pm
I have the balls the size of coconuts and i do it all the time. Very painful. :yesnod:

Giraffe (He/Him) 05-06-2021 2:52pm
Snik is liar BTW. No mention of the other 7 Penii, just the one disfigured one. Buncha meat gazers in here. Y’all rockin the peanut wearing a turtleneck look.

Rikki Z-06 05-06-2021 5:51pm
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Originally Posted by RMVette (Post 1879279)
We've reached a new low.... :rofl:
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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1879280)
Nope....we can still further explore the fine intricacies of fart and poop jokes.
Hold my beer :yesnod:



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99 pewtercoupe 05-06-2021 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by Rikki Z-06 (Post 1879346)
Hold my beer :yesnod:



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WTF were you looking for when you found that :wtf:

Rikki Z-06 05-06-2021 6:02pm
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Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe (Post 1879349)
WTF were you looking for when you found that :wtf:
I googled C7 taillights :yesnod:


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

99 pewtercoupe 05-06-2021 6:10pm
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Rikki Z-06 05-06-2021 6:15pm
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:funnier::funnier::funnier:


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