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Wathen1955 02-18-2020 12:02pm

LOVE...... has no boundaries
 
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

z06psi 02-18-2020 1:19pm

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z06psi 02-18-2020 1:20pm

He should take a picture after a poop knifing and send it to her.

Mike Mercury 02-18-2020 1:57pm

https://i.imgflip.com/3lu2ss.jpg




https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pr...yrwHRnKKnnEyqQ





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mrvette 02-18-2020 3:26pm

My wife read it, and sighed....I have heard that before......:confused5:


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