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mrvette 05-21-2019 9:22am

3 Italian nuns die......
 
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.



At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.”



The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." And ‘poof’ she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and ‘poof’ she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini."



St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who ?" he asks

"Alberta Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says,

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Alberta Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laugh, you're going straight to hell!

Mike Mercury 05-22-2019 7:22am

https://memegenerator.net/img/instan...r-pipeline.jpg

snide 05-22-2019 9:08am

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

04 commemorative 05-22-2019 9:32am

A soon as I read 3 Italian Nuns died..... I laughed :lol:

datawiz 05-24-2019 1:35pm

Speaking of nuns, I just bought this on iTunes and watched it today. Was expecting to get a b-movie, and that's what I got. Very much Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez, but I found it quite entertaining. Lots of T&A for sure.



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