Duffy and the blonde.....
 

Duffy, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Duffy and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Duffy says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Duffy placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Duffy, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Duffy replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Duffy took the money...

:funniest:

very funny, indeed

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That is a good one! :Jeff '79:

gotta have my blonde wife read this one.....:rofl:

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:lol:

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