No joy:confused5:

:lol:

Guess what?

I obviously failed you on that skill set!:sadangel:

POSER #1

:confused5:

Well since Kermie isn't here I say fukk the coffee and tis the season.

Damn that bottom one could use a few sammiches!:hurray:

I’ve been learning Japanese to speak to Garf without you Fuggers figuring it out..:yesnod:

It says "egg head".

:lol::seasix: thnaks

thnaks go figure:D:lol:

bar was busier when wezzie visited.... jus' sayin' :yesnod:

:popcorns:

I'm good. :rofl:

If I was Santa I'd come down their chimneys.

Afternoon all. Hump day!!
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https://media.giphy.com/media/onFrNdtFAb5uw/giphy.gif

That looks like a young Nancy Pelosi.

I can bring him back if you want me to. :leaving:

What? You gonna spread em for him?

And just how would you accomplish that? :waiting:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Don't ask. He will start chit again:lol:

I suspect his ability to do that will be extremely limited going forward. :D

Trust me. That mofo will find a way. even if he has to mail a bag of dicks to get it started.:dance::lol:

Back when she was only half crazy.

Taking the high road. :yesnod:

* hard one

Who are you and what did you do with Top?:D:lol: by the way can't you find a better avatar than that heffalump?:kick:

Can I answer for him? :D No, he can't.:lol:

Are you body-shaming? :lol:

Someone has too.:lol: I'm fat, but she is two of me.:lol: Maybe three I would have to look harder, and I am not going there.:dance::D

Busier isn't always better.

YW

I have it on good authority that he was not one of the UnaDickers.

I remember the good old days when body-shaming was motivation to do something. Now it just makes the snowflakes melt.:Jeff '79:

I'm motivated not to look at that closer:D:rofl:

There was once a time when nobody was. ;)

Biotches :seeya:

Mr. Murray:kimblair::cert:

Murrot. :kimblair:

Those mother****ers got me with a bag of dicks earlier this year :mad:

:yesnod: Me too.

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/...d.php?t=119174

Gotta hand it to the marketing folks at Pepsi back in the day :rofl:

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Wow, that ad is kind of a shocker.




:D

:lol: Man, a lot of people got dicked over.

*Farsi

Nope, Nearsi

Is it drink time yet?

Where you been, it's well past start drinking time. :shots:

◄♣ Club 1120 and Special Treatment Taproom ♣►
 

So I played Santa today...two little girls will now have a nice Christmas.

A Santa with big boobs, that's what i want for Christmas Santa Red. :yesnod:

That ad predates the Pepsico ownership by at least a couple of decades. :D

your late again Slimey :datawiz:

So, they do boneyard threads here. :willy:

That was quick.

I knew it was going to happen. The_Dude just can't let it go. :yesnod:

sorry, I take partial blame. :sadangel:

Once Doug~E arrived, it was deemed for :chainsaw:


:hellohi:

I'am pissed!

I hear faggots are into that golden shower thing. :nutkick:

The Wrath of The_Dude can boneyard a thread faster than Raazor going through a McRib smothered in Heinz 57. :yesnod:

yeah if you are enough of a dick. Gotta have some standards

yep

lol

lol

Saw that, I just found a reply to KoKo and his D!ck Pics he sends.....

New baller stereo for the garage. :hurray:
I was gonna buy Pyle but found something even shittier. SONY! :D

holy chit that's hilarious. where do you find that chit

We ponder what he googles
:yesnod:

You gonna build a shelf for it? :waiting:

Only when certain people show up.:lol:

:island14:

I never understood a single word he said.

♫ but I helped him drink his wine....and he always had a mighty fine wine. ♫ ♫

I already did. :D
It'll go beside the smaller workbench to the left of that pic.

Chit getting hectic around here. :slap:

:confused5: I miss all the good stuff.

Of what do you speak?

not really

Don't know. I have a SIL who was born in Iran. He calls the language Farsi.:island14:
Maybe that just means the spoken language. He came here as a small child, he's not familiar with the written language, he only speaks it.

Dude, stop. :yesnod:

It would rival some of the OT greats, but it’s all water under the bridge.

*#highroad

Until we got here they never had to. :D

Snorkie had a meltdown. :yesnod:

Anybody else ready for the weekend already? Pass the peanuts and pretzels...
:cert:

We don’t even have X-Mas eve or X-Mas day plans locked yet....

I was ready at 9:00 Monday morning. :yesnod:

Daughter getting married. :dance:

:seasix::cert:

I do... I'm laying around the house. We don't travel for the holidays anymore and kid is grown so it has turned into just another day. I just enjoy a quiet day. Doubt anything gets cooked again this year either. Just not worth the fuss and mess for the 3 of us.

I'm not going to be able to do my annual Happy Kwanzaa thread this year. It's always a good time. :(

Ready? My weekend starts every Sunday morning and is seven days long. :D

:)

I’ve been here for a while and you don’t see that happen very often. Kind of a VB Unicorn :dance:

He wasn't the only one.

We've got 17 people coming over for Christmas dinner on the 25th. :willy:

My condolences. :yesnod:

Better you than me... Have fun.

Have the neighbors across the street coming over Friday night and then my BIL and his SO on Monday night and that’s it. Did the family thing at Thanksgiving. None of them live within 800 miles of us.

If you think I care enough to spend one solitary cent on any of this internet shit you have me mistaken. Very mistaken.

My closest family is 2000 miles away. Never once have we seen them here for any holidays. :D

What, your forum buddies aren't worth the cost? :toetap:

:hurray::cert:

:iagree:

All I want to know is what did pliskin have to say about my spelling correction!!!?? Lol

Christmas will be at my son and DIL’s home. I have to make pecan pies and a few side dishes.