Old golfers
 

Meet Walter Barnes
- All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man.

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.

"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit,

turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I out lived all

them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.




I hope our members who routinely disparage us “older” golfers keep that in mind.
:lol:

So, who's going to mentor me? You or Steeb? :toetap:

Adog. Twiddle Dee and Tweedle Dumb will just lead you on the wrong path :yesnod:

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Thanks Dawg. I have the utmost respect for you. :yesnod:

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Da Fug you lookin at.















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Don’t know if it would be possible to mentor someone with “utmost respect” for The A Dog. Might be a bridge to far :lol:

Sounds like you're skeerd, but Dawg stepped right up, things that make you go hmmmmm. :yesnod:








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Go for it! :lol:

I did. :funnier::funnier::funnier:

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Let us know how that works out for you :lol:
If it doesn’t, maybe Unkie Hal can slow you the ropes (or maybe he will show you something else) :funnier::funnier::funnier:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:funniest:

We all have to get together soon. :cert:

Fo sure :seasix:

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Steeb is busy over in the Covid thread but sooner or later he will pop in here. If I not,I have will be seeing him tomorrow at the golf course.

I see he's been busy over there. :cert:

It's going to be hot as hell tomorrow too. What time do y'all get out there? :fastguy:

We go out at 9:20. It will be effing hot. Hopefully it will be a quick round. Lately I have had several rounds that we played in less than three and a half hours. I’m sure there will be multiple beers afterwards to rehydrate 🍻