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DaveK88 11-03-2014 4:50pm
True Friendship
 
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.

His wife begins screaming her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...


"My hair and makeup aren't done, the house is a fu**ing mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my fu**ing pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight? And don't even THINK about having sex tonight!!" Why the fu** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid asshole?


"Because he's thinking of getting married."

:cert:

Sea Six 11-03-2014 4:53pm
Nice.

NCC-1701 11-03-2014 5:14pm
:seasix::seasix::cert:

DukeAllen 11-03-2014 5:30pm
:lol:

DukeAllen 11-03-2014 5:30pm
If only someone had cared enough to warn more of us, we'd all be happier :D

78SA 11-03-2014 5:44pm
:lol:

OddBall 11-03-2014 5:46pm
:funnier: :funnier: :funnier: :funnier: :funnier:

jaxgator 11-04-2014 10:28am
:funny:

Barn Babe 11-04-2014 10:33am
:lol:

snide 11-04-2014 11:18am
:funnier::funnier::funnier:

NeedSpeed 11-04-2014 11:36am
Quote:
Originally Posted by DukeAllen (Post 1266057)
If only someone had cared enough to warn more of us, we'd all be happier :D
My wife and I were happy for 25 years . . . then we met. :D

Barn Babe 11-04-2014 11:36am
Quote:
Originally Posted by NeedSpeed (Post 1266464)
My wife and I were happy for 25 years . . . then we met. :D
:rofl:

VITE1 11-04-2014 11:47am
:lol:

The Cripp 11-04-2014 1:40pm
:dance: :rofl:


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