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Mash the peddle and hash it out later.

It's easy to peel out on icy roads.

I'd have just pulled over and gotten fried.

Since Minnesota wants to rival New York and California with their liberal policies, I'd say you reap what you sow. Enjoy your 3rd world country.

get your spud wrench

A truck accident causes an accidental spill of potatoes on the road and it’s (somehow) political?

Are you drunk? :funny: :leaving:

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@FLEXjs just drives around stopped potatoes. :yesnod:

Brain freeze. But hey, Minnesota is already fucked up.

I've got my eye on one of those!

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Well, no. But it's Friday night. If you give me a few more hours, I can definitely accommodate you. What did you have in mind? Urinating on public holiday displays? Stealing and attempting to drive home in children's Power Wheels toys? General tomfoolery at the primary school playground that results in an EMT response?

I'm pretty much open to almost anything. Just let me know. Kay?

Butter the roads to clear them.

One potato, two potato, three potato, ore…..

Too bad Harry Chapin isn't around to write a song about it...

In 1962 we did a dance called the, "Mash Potato".:dance:

Yep.

**** them.

And **** you too.

You must be in a good mood. You didn't call him "phaggot".

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Road conditions like that make it impossible to ketchup.

Definitely don't want to get baked first.

Last Friday....come at me, faggot:

https://i.imgur.com/gNyFbP4.jpg

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:yawn:

And I am reminded why I stopped posting here.

Better?

Why, because you lost your sense of humor?

Close.......try this:

https://i.imgur.com/jPzacIp.gif

You hurt my feelings Shrek...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:Entropy:

This spuds for you.....flex :lol: :roll: :balls::balls::balls:

You know what I find comical?

That you pretend to be so offended by words that I use but you post about wanting to have sex with women who are not your wife.

:funniest:

Would your wife find it funny?

https://i.imgur.com/57XHBjP.jpg

Yes she would....get a life,she also thinks your pics are even funnier :biglol:

disrespectful /10

Also: JESUS ****ING CHRIST

The only way to drive on frozen potato roads is with spudded tires.

:toetap: Take it some place else....maybe to an over-moderated forum.

:nono: finished his bag of dicks and left because Snide wouldn't share his.

At least there's no smell to deal with. I recall when a load of molasses ended up in the ditch. Smelled so bad after a few days that I avoided travelling through that part of town and the stench lasted for several months.

I guess if you drove the Vette thru with the saw blade wheels, you could slice and dice your way thru.

https://i.imgur.com/uFhEPyT.gif

What? Did I strike a nerve? :funnier:

-15 degrees. That's the bigger story. Ugh.

Why the Flex hate? :island14:

Wuddamiss?

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Oh Lawd. :D

I got a lot of mileage out of that video clip. :D

Maybe I'll have some beers tonight and publish some fresh material for you.

:cert:

Maybe even wear a different shirt. :datawiz:

Happy little thread here...

Asking Datawiz if he's drunk. Epic.

:funnier:

Brah.

Pot meet kettle.

I feel your pain.

Saturday Sunny 73°53°

Sunday Sunny 74°49°

Monday Sunny 72°50°

Tuesday Fair 72°51°

Wednesday Sunny 74°53°

Thursday Fair 74°53°

Friday Sunny 71°54°

Saturday Partly Cloudy 70°54°

You still married to a different woman than you live with?

Are you still beating the one you live with?

Don't you have some heavy things to lift Moose?

Piss off stoner boy:D I just got done shoveling sunshine off the driveway.

Just celebrated 30 years together.


Can you say the same?

Nope

#roidrage

To be clear, is this just Flexies' pledge period, or has Porter jumped the shark?

BTW.

I'm going to take that as yes.

So is it actually fake Mrs.flex since she isn't your actual wife?

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Dude comes in here talking shit about stuff he does.

Yup, it touched a nerve :rofl:

You still there @FLEXjs ?

You got quiet.


Thought you were going to go hide again.

I'm working out, pookie.

Nice that you miss me after all this time.

Time to get this thread back on topic.

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Honestly, I played the voice, That’s Mr. Potato Head to you!…..won an award for it too! 😆

This thread is going well. :D

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