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DAB 09-20-2017 10:49am

Here to PUMP you UP - man gets penis stuck in dumbbell weight hole
 
what a dumbbell.

Man gets penis stuck inside dumbbell plate at gym | Fox News

offending dumbbell:

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...67&oe=5A4EB8D3

keep your knickers on man. no one wants to see that. :slap:

boracayjohnny 09-20-2017 11:03am

What's the opposite of sticking your pecker in crazy? I contend it's him.

OddBall 09-20-2017 11:48am

pffffftt. I lift twice that with my pecker.

:leaving:

snide 09-20-2017 12:16pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by OddBall (Post 1586607)
pffffftt. I lift twice that with my pecker.

:leaving:

Thomas is the only one who wants pics. :ack:

Kerrmudgeon 09-20-2017 12:26pm

Cutting it off would have been very scary to me....can you imagine what they used to cut that steel, right next to your frank and beans!....:ack:

Aerovette 09-20-2017 2:03pm

Dumbass must have gone in dry. Rookie mistake.

Loco Vette 09-20-2017 3:26pm

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Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon (Post 1586615)
Cutting it off would have been very scary to me....can you imagine what they used to cut that steel, right next to your frank and beans!....:ack:

Quote:

Originally Posted by From the Article
With the help of a grinder and a hydraulic saw, they were able to break the weight into 5 parts, freeing the man's penis

All I have to say is

zz4vetteguy 09-20-2017 5:04pm

Nope...nothing constructive to add. :rofl:

DAB 09-20-2017 5:27pm

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Originally Posted by zz4vetteguy (Post 1586673)
Nope...nothing constructive to add. :rofl:

so this wasn't anyone you know?

welcome back. :hurray:

Wathen1955 09-20-2017 5:48pm


OddBall 09-20-2017 5:48pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by snide (Post 1586612)
Thomas is the only one who wants pics. :ack:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/b7...90b4f7e092.gif

04 commemorative 09-20-2017 6:07pm

:lol:

zz4vetteguy 09-20-2017 6:08pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1586686)
so this wasn't anyone you know?

welcome back. :hurray:

No, none of them would fit in that little hole. :lol:

JRD77VET 09-20-2017 8:34pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon (Post 1586615)
Cutting it off would have been very scary to me....can you imagine what they used to cut that steel, right next to your frank and beans!....:ack:

There are abrasive cutoff wheel marks in the plate. :crazy:

Bill 09-20-2017 9:24pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by OddBall (Post 1586607)
pffffftt. I lift twice that with my pecker.

:leaving:

Well, I use the same weight as this guy, but I do 3 sets of 12.




:dance:

OddBall 09-21-2017 12:06pm

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Originally Posted by bill_daniels (Post 1586746)
Well, I use the same weight as this guy, but I do 3 sets of 12.




:dance:

It is indeed important to go for strength as well as bulk

Kerrmudgeon 09-21-2017 12:18pm

That's nothin......now, here's something really stoopid to do with your junk....:ack:


vtelvr 09-21-2017 5:01pm

I guess thats one way to make it longer:leaving:


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