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So I'm on my 2nd guv project, and started it back in September. I had to do all sorts of forms for background checks, blah blah blah. Today was the super bowl deadline of the project I'm on, and literally 5 minutes after my last data load to fulfill all of my responsibilities on this project...I get a call from the FBI, and an hour later, an in-person interview at my house.
So at the end of the day, I finished the primary directive of my engagement since September (I am on the project until April), I have 2 .guv notebooks for this contract, and even have a 3rd for the first project, and one of the 3 is super high security, and TODAY they do the background interview. :lol: |
I got two 24 packs of Diet Coke for $15.00! That's .31 a can!
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don't tell them about all your friends here, those guys will spend a month bothering us all.:slap:
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you give them a list of people that can vouch for you. they contact them and then ask them who else does Data know. and they go down a few levels until they meet their quota or find dirt. basically they want to assure themselves that Data is trustworthy, honest, has no weird associates :dance: is not deeply in debt or have other bad habits (like race cars) :slap: the higher the clearance, the more checking they do. paper shuffling at its best. |
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I had to “vouch” for a US Atty General years ago. Guy asking questions was Barnie Fife and a contractor. WTF Wife still laughs at the ass hat who vetted us :rofl: |
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I had contractors sit at my kitchen table and ask me about two different folks who were getting top secret clearances, one of whom is now a federal judge. Knowing what I know about the FBI now, I would definitely not invite them into my home or answer any of their questions.
I get that OP had to submit to that because he has a .gov contract, so his case is a little different. Data, I hope you hid any Trump memorabilia you may have before they came calling, lest you lose your contract AND end up on a no fly list. I expect extreme vindictiveness for the next 4 years. Edit: More recently, I had a contractor leave a card on the door. My neighbor's son joined the Army, and he wanted to ask me about the neighbors, generally I guess. By the time I called him back, he said he'd talked to a couple of my other neighbors and didn't need anything from me. |
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Can you give us all the details on the project: how much, where, completion date, what branch of .guv, etc.? |
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I wouldn't have to kill you, I'd have to kill myself before divulging. |
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I could tell you some crap and we could kill each other. Not really. I do pretty mundane stuff. |
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Limits his intake to a can or 2 a day though. |
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