Today I found out...
 

that the average person consumes 4 beers a week.

I also confirmed that I am extremely above average.

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

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Doctor: So can you tell me how many alcoholic beverages you have over the course of a week?

Patient: Oh, I'd say about three, maybe four.

Doctor writes in medical record "Bullshit."

Somebody is doubling up, as I’m at zero

It is important that you find your strengths.:seasix:

You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like.
https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

Some weeks I am below average and other weeks above average.:cert:

And, after drinking that many beers, he wasn't drunk.

And he lived to the ripe old age of 46.:shots:

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