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Iron Chef 02-15-2018 9:56am

It's An X-Rated, Hard Core Monster for the Terminally Unhinged
 
...or so says Jeremy Clarkson.


New ride. I didn't realize I would miss having a sports car but I really did. Traded in the Challenger for this...2015 F-Type S, 20,000 miles, CPO, nearly fully loaded. This is for you Spence!


https://i.imgur.com/OczFlRk.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/qjgtT6P.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/4rkruSh.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/FR5Gzxj.jpg

TripleBlack 02-15-2018 10:05am

Congrats! Striking cars. Wife wants one but I'm not willing to go back to work to get her one.

Bring that monster to Rosa's and let's get some proper photos!

MrPeabody 02-15-2018 10:13am

Nice looking ride. I like the color, too.:seasix:

Loco Vette 02-15-2018 10:20am

Nice ride! As for "monster for the terminally unhinged" I bet several members of this forum have cars that better fit that description tho :dance:

Iron Chef 02-15-2018 10:50am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loco Vette (Post 1614191)
Nice ride! As for "monster for the terminally unhinged" I bet several members of this forum have cars that better fit that description tho :dance:

It's ok...I don't have size issues :rofl:


:cert:

Stangkiller 02-15-2018 11:01am

That’s a sharp looking car! Congrats Mike!

StaticCling 02-15-2018 11:54am

Love It! Congrats! :seasix:

Broken Wind 02-15-2018 12:04pm

That is not your daddy’s jag.

Chuck A 02-15-2018 12:11pm

very nice, indeed:seasix:

Iron Chef 02-15-2018 12:13pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broken Wind (Post 1614206)
That is not your daddy’s jag.


I've driven my daddy's Jag. I like this one a LOT better.

BTW...it is a Supercharged V6...380hp. I looked at the R model. 550hp V8 and it was just too much car. This one is so well balanced and the sound...my God.

RonC5 02-15-2018 12:57pm

Niiice.

lspencer534 02-15-2018 2:06pm

That's technically a 2015 F-Type S. 380 HP, 0-60 in 4.3 sec., 19 City/27 Highway (you'll get better). It's the best handling, quietest, best exhaust note, and plushest interior around. Oil filters are almost $30, but you can go 7,500 miles between changes. Most quick-change places don't have the correct filter, but the German-made filter sold by Jaguar is better.

Congratulations!

Black94lt1 02-15-2018 2:21pm

Damn that is a great looking car! :seasix:

SteelCityBlue 02-15-2018 2:23pm

that's awesome

Iron Chef 02-15-2018 2:43pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 1614213)
That's technically a 2015 F-Type S. 380 HP, 0-60 in 4.3 sec., 19 City/27 Highway (you'll get better). It's the best handling, quietest, best exhaust note, and plushest interior around. Oil filters are almost $30, but you can go 7,500 miles between changes. Most quick-change places don't have the correct filter, but the German-made filter sold by Jaguar is better.

Congratulations!


I thought you might be a fan!

boracayjohnny 02-15-2018 2:50pm

Nice car, Mike. In a land of cars that often look similar, the Jag does not. :seasix:

A lady here in Chatsworth I know has one. She also said the V8 was just too much. So, you did well too.

FasterTraffic 02-15-2018 3:15pm

Challenger to F-Type is a heckuva upgrade. :seasix:

lspencer534 02-15-2018 3:29pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614216)
I thought you might be a fan!

I'm on my 5th (6th?) one, and I love 'em!

Iron Chef 02-15-2018 3:48pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by FasterTraffic (Post 1614220)
Challenger to F-Type is a heckuva upgrade. :seasix:


Don't get me wrong...the SRT was a GREAT car. Never a problem, fast as blazes, comfortable, and truth be told, light years ahead of the Jag in terms of infotainment. I'm just really not a muscle car guy anymore. I just had to get it out of my system.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 1614221)
I'm on my 5th (6th?) one, and I love 'em!


I REALLY loved the last gen XKR, but the interior was just too stodgy. And it was all old tech. Otherwise I'd have gotten one.

snide 02-15-2018 3:50pm

Very nice, Mike. I love the looks of the F-Type. I'd buy one over a C7 any day of the week, however, I don't fit in either. :(

Enjoy your new ride! :thumbs::thumbs:

:cheers:

ToolMaker 02-15-2018 4:04pm

Vey nice! Enjoy! :cert:

Millenium Vette 02-15-2018 4:13pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614210)
I've driven my daddy's Jag. I like this one a LOT better.


BTW...it is a Supercharged V6...380hp. I looked at the R model. 550hp V8 and it was just too much car. This one is so well balanced and the sound...my God.

Nicely done Chef. I think the F-Type coupe is one of the best looking cars out today. I agree on the V6 being a better choice for all around driving.

:seasix:

mrvette 02-15-2018 5:22pm

Many smiles and miles man......

:seasix::seasix::cert:

lspencer534 02-15-2018 5:27pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614227)
Don't get me wrong...the SRT was a GREAT car. Never a problem, fast as blazes, comfortable, and truth be told, light years ahead of the Jag in terms of infotainment. I'm just really not a muscle car guy anymore. I just had to get it out of my system.

The Jaguar digital display center has received criticism for being cumbersome, but IMO the criticism wrongfully places "High Tech" above practical usefulness. In practice, the Jaguar touch screen requires minimal touches to get the info you need:

To get you current gas mileage requires 1 touch to go to a new page to check you current gas mileage. To reset the clock twice a year requires 2 touches,
and very few require 3 touches. Most, such as heater temp, A/C temp, radio, heated seats and steering wheel require no touches; they're all part of the standard display screen.

Remember that Jaguar builds cars with a philosophy in mind: It designs its cars for the person who knows something about cars. It is equipped with extensive amenities but no "gadgets". All the controls are the best laid out and most ergonomically placed of all cars. It is very easy to get used to.

99 pewtercoupe 02-15-2018 7:27pm

Sex on wheels :seasix:

simpleman68 02-15-2018 7:49pm

That is a beautiful ride Mike! :wow:
I've seen a couple rolling around town here and they always grab my eyes.

I won't be rockin' anything that doesn't carry the 6 of us for some time. I'm very jelly!
Scott

JRD77VET 02-15-2018 8:27pm

Very nice, congrats.

I will admit that the red interior shocked me as it looked very subdued in the earlier pictures. About three seconds later, it changed from shock to "hey, that looks great".

Hope you get plenty of smiles per mile :toast:

NEED-A-VETTE 02-15-2018 8:32pm

Nice!!!

VetteBoy1979 02-15-2018 8:36pm

That's a real beaut Clark! Congrats! They do sound excellent!

lspencer534 02-15-2018 8:38pm

-Just an after thought: If you pull beside a car in a Mercedes, the driver of the Mercedes won't even notice the Mercedes. If you pull beside a car in a Corvette, they still won't even look. But when you pull beside a car in a Jaguar, they will stare at it.

Millenium Vette 02-15-2018 8:52pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 1614296)
-Just an after thought: If you pull beside a car in a Mercedes, the driver of the Mercedes won't even notice the Mercedes. If you pull beside a car in a Corvette, they still won't even look. But when you pull beside a car in a Jaguar, they will stare at it.

I roll a Mercedes as a daily and I will say this is true with me. I always eye-fuck Jaguars whenever I see them.

Iron Chef 02-15-2018 11:17pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 1614241)
The Jaguar digital display center has received criticism for being cumbersome, but IMO the criticism wrongfully places "High Tech" above practical usefulness. In practice, the Jaguar touch screen requires minimal touches to get the info you need.

Remember that Jaguar builds cars with a philosophy in mind: It designs its cars for the person who knows something about cars. It is equipped with extensive amenities but no "gadgets". All the controls are the best laid out and most ergonomically placed of all cars. It is very easy to get used to.

Well the system I have in the Jag is similar to my 2014 Range Rover Evoque. And I have to say it doesn't even come close to what I had in the Challenger. BUT, infotainment isn't why I bought that car.

Sex on wheels is the reason! :cert:

Millenium Vette 02-15-2018 11:40pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614356)
Sex on wheels is the reason! :cert:

The ONLY justification for rolling deep. Let's not shit ourselves. :seasix:

Oh-yaa 02-16-2018 12:50am

The design is beautiful. I have heard them too. Not sure of the engine(s) but sounded fantastic.
Congrats!

simpleman68 02-16-2018 10:42am

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 1614296)
...If you pull beside a car in a Corvette, they still won't even look.

Unless you're in the simpleman C5ness as they'll be urged to figure out what is making their windows shake. :D
Scott

simpleman68 02-16-2018 10:45am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614356)
Sex on wheels is the reason! :cert:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...-dbeVcI_NM_mbQ

Loco Vette 02-16-2018 11:14am

Quote:

Originally Posted by simpleman68 (Post 1614398)

Vadered!

MrPeabody 02-16-2018 12:40pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 1614296)
-Just an after thought: If you pull beside a car in a Mercedes, the driver of the Mercedes won't even notice the Mercedes. If you pull beside a car in a Corvette, they still won't even look. But when you pull beside a car in a Jaguar, they will stare at it.

And you can tell chicks it's a Ferrari. Most won't know the difference.:leaving:

It would help if it was red, though.

Iron Chef 02-16-2018 12:46pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPeabody (Post 1614406)
And you can tell chicks it's a Ferrari. Most won't know the difference.:leaving:

It would help if it was red, though.


Red would have been nice, but I was looking more at what options it had, so you have to take what you can get. This is a very highly optioned car.

This morning I went through the Starbucks window and told the girl at the window (same girl every morning) that I was trading in the Challenger...


"You're kidding!"
"Nope...today is the last day."
"What are you getting?"
"A Jaguar"
"Oh hell who needs a Challenger!"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

MrPeabody 02-16-2018 12:48pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614407)
Red would have been nice, but I was looking more at what options it had, so you have to take what you can get. This is a very highly optioned car.

This morning I went through the Starbucks window and told the girl at the window (same girl every morning) that I was trading in the Challenger...


"You're kidding!"
"Nope...today is the last day."
"What are you getting?"
"A Jaguar"
"Oh hell who needs a Challenger!"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pics of Starbucks chick?

Iron Chef 02-16-2018 12:57pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPeabody (Post 1614408)
Pics of Starbucks chick?


Sorry...Erica is all mine :slap:

MrPeabody 02-16-2018 1:26pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614412)
Sorry...Erica is all mine :slap:

I figured the chicks at In-N-Out Burger would be more your type.:lol:

boracayjohnny 02-16-2018 1:28pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Chef (Post 1614407)
Red would have been nice, but I was looking more at what options it had, so you have to take what you can get. This is a very highly optioned car.

This morning I went through the Starbucks window and told the girl at the window (same girl every morning) that I was trading in the Challenger...


"You're kidding!"
"Nope...today is the last day."
"What are you getting?"
"A Jaguar"
"Oh hell who needs a Challenger!"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Iron Chef 02-16-2018 2:17pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPeabody (Post 1614418)
I figured the chicks at In-N-Out Burger would be more your type.:lol:

I normally don't ask for a resume. :lol:

09CTSV 02-16-2018 7:00pm

Nice ride, congrats. Love the color combo. I'm just to obsessive to have a black car again. I'd be twitching in the garage every night trying to keep it clean.

BuckyThreadkiller 02-17-2018 9:06pm

It's ok.

I mean, I rode in it today. It has a button for "Rain." Pushed it 3 times. Never did rain. I blame British electronics.

Truly a stunning vehicle. Iron fist in a velvet glove. Supercharged 6 sounds better than most V8s. I'd take one over a C7 and I rarely say that about sports cars.

MidLifeinMI 02-18-2018 9:53pm

I've been drooling over the F-Type for 2-3 weeks now; completely unrealistically, since I just bought a truck last year and won't be buying anything new for quite a while. I've been watching every YT review (2/3 of them focus on "But did you HEAR that exhaust?!?!"), reading every Jag forum, etc. I *NEED* to get one of these, but "someday" will have to be my timetable for now. Beautiful ride, IC, I know you'll love it, I'll have to enjoy it vicariously for now.

MidLifeinMI 05-05-2019 9:44pm

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Originally Posted by MidLifeinMI (Post 1614823)
I've been drooling over the F-Type for 2-3 weeks now; completely unrealistically, since I just bought a truck last year and won't be buying anything new for quite a while. I've been watching every YT review (2/3 of them focus on "But did you HEAR that exhaust?!?!"), reading every Jag forum, etc. I *NEED* to get one of these, but "someday" will have to be my timetable for now. Beautiful ride, IC, I know you'll love it, I'll have to enjoy it vicariously for now.

Well, "someday" came this week - joined the club:

RedLS1GTO 05-06-2019 6:28am

Nice looking ride. :cool:

04 commemorative 05-06-2019 1:13pm

Love it :seasix:

simpleman68 05-06-2019 3:36pm

They are sharp as hell! :dance:

Wife and I both love them and would own one if it wasn't for the 4 extra passengers in tow. :D
Scott

mrvette 05-06-2019 4:03pm

Couple of tough football players there.......

:dance::lol:

LilRedCorvette 05-06-2019 7:58pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedLS1GTO (Post 1668977)
Nice looking ride. :cool:

:iagree: and an awesome pic to boot! :seasix:

My mom has been a Jag fanatic since the old E-Types...has had a few S-Types and XFs before moving on to a new F-Pace this year (she's getting on in years and has an easier time getting in/out of it).

Enjoy! :cert:

carlton_fritz 05-08-2019 7:04pm

Saw an E Type that looked a lot like this on Monday.


https://www.shannons.com.au/library/...1-22-coupe.jpg


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