~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Iron Chef Coyote Ugly Bar~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 

Because I NEVER get to start a bar. I hope the mass appeal is better in this one.

Drinks are free. So is the Cheddar Cheese Chex Mix. Pets in the back. Pole dancers have no cover charge.

When I'm on assignment, Kim Blair is headmistress. :Sexy:

Enjoy.

:shots:

I'm just here for the Lucky Charms.

Now this is a bar worthy of multiple postings. :toast:

Got any Lucky Charms?

I'll have a Corona plz :yesnod:

that other joint burn down? :lol:

Anybody want a groundhog? How about a black cat with a white stripe down it's back?

It went union and couldn't afford the payroll anymore.

That place was a dump.

Let it never be said that I don't respond to the needs of my peeps.

Even if they cause me significant heartburn from time to time.

:dance::shots:

Another bar thread turned into something less by an idiot.

Yep...looks like a cooling off period is in order.

Take a week off Wes :seeya:

Cool, a bar for ugly people!

This is one I cant get thrown out of:dance:

:iagree:

Wrong! :D:leaving:

A round for the house!:beer::shots::cheers:

I agreed that he is ugly.:leaving:

Mullet ate them all and Chef is pissed.

Long day today! Gimme an Irish Car Bomb to start with, then we'll see how it goes from there!

:shots: :beer: