Political Joke
 

If you have seen / heard before, move on:

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

Truth!

I have a shorter Political joke. Joe Biden.

What happens when Joe Biden takes Viagra ?
He gets taller...

The announcers voice is hilarious, nothing not blind, high praise for the useless clown. It's exactly like the movie Being There, with Peter Sellers.

Killer movie, and not often seen or referred to these days, 40+ years later. Sellers was a hell of an actor, if indeed a damaged human being. RIP.

He was very most excellent in both RoboCop and Leviathan!!