Serious PSA: What to do if a natural disaster is impending
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Wouldn't hurt I suppose :willy:
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probably my pups' shit would work better:rofl:
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Another pro tip about sniffer dogs. If you're trying to hide something from them sprinkle some pepper around. Worked for me :D
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I assume the TSA thought I was El Chapo, trying to smuggle drugs. I mean, so what if I was? a bit of coke in a checked bag isn't going to bring down the plane, assholes. Talk about mission creep. Yet another reason I haven't flown in almost 20 years. |
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People that can't get hired at the Post Office, go work for TSA.
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I've been told that @Strats-N-Vettes always has wieners in his pockets to keep women away from him. Weird. :shrug:
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Since we kicked out most of the liberals in FL, we have very few disasters, we have a few natural disasters on occasion, but nothing we cannot handle.
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No worries man. If you have the radio on you may have up to 8 hours to escape. I'm sure the highways will all be clear sailing for you, absent of 14 million other Floridiots all traveling north at the same time. :yesnod: https://i0.wp.com/donsnotes.com/hist...ja_tsunami.gif https://terrifictop10.files.wordpres...t-tsunami3.jpg |
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From what I have been told, soy marinated raccoon is a delicacy in Central Florida. |
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But at least you need to give a heightened effort and appearance of being wiser. FLORIDA has 22.25M residents, more than double your hayseed state. FLORIDA has $22B surplus, which is almost 4X your state. FLORIDA has the very best Governor in THE USA!! your shit state has a dipshit socialist as its leader since 2017, and he has two more years. FLORIDA has 20 of 28 R congresspeople. your shit state has 7 of 14 socialist POS in congress. You are the only one who believes your state is better-than-average, it is a shithole, no even on the same page as FLORIDA!! From where I sit, viewing the objective data, your state is a shithole, going downhill very fast, will be blue in the next cycle. FLORIDA will remain dominant in all things, ALL THINGS, except in your BS mind, which is okay with me, as you do not matter. FLORIDA, either you LOVE IT, or you are miserable where you live!! Lastly, the best thing about FLORIDA is you live elsewhere!! |
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