So I met a buddy of mine up at the local bar and grill...
 

...for a late supper and a beer. I got there a bit late and he was already at the bar talking shit to some bar-fly. (not bad lookin'). His back is to me, so I walk up, grab him by the shoulder and bellowed: "What're you doing with my wife!"

He about shit his britches, and she left. :funnier: :funnier: :funnier: :funnier:

I bought him dinner and a beer while he called me every name in the book. :funnier: :funnier::funnier:

prick :funniest:

:rofl::lol:

Only a true friend could get away with that :funnier:

:rofl: :lolsmile:

:lol:

:Jeff '79:

I love doing that to my wife in grocery stores when she is concentrating, and doesn't expect it.
I'll sneak up from behind and say: EXCUSE ME, MISS??? In a really deep voice. She turns with that priceless :wtf: look on her face, half startled, wondering what she did wrong.:D
I'm easily amused, I guess.

Nice! :lol::lol:

It's against the rules to interfere with another man's prospects. :dance:
Scott

Pretty funny.

Yep, got called that too :Jeff '79: