Porch Pirate foiled by snow
 

"Want me to get you a shovel" :rofl:

:Jeff '79:

I would have walked out with a shovel and wacked him along with the car and windshield

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

A what now?

a shove !
It's an ancient alien tool left by the aliens that created us....I have the only one in existence......

I see Canuckistania has the same issue we do. :leaving:

That dude was way too nice...to the perp. That happen in Texas I’m seeing a very different story.

Play stupid games win stupid prize:cert:

That’s @FLEXjs ‘hood. :yesnod:

Love when karma wins. :hurray:

If Porter was a Porch Pirate

Aren't you in F B? That's Soros' bought territory now. You'd better rethink what you think should happen in a porch pirate scenario. If you or your neighbors physically went after a porch pirate, it would be your neighbor or you getting chewed up in the maw of the justice system. You don't get to **** with a Dem. voter just try'na get dem reparations off your porch....or out of your car....or your actual car.....well, I think you get the idea.

Flex probably would just have lifted the car up and turned it over on its side, with the douchebag still inside. Especially if the guy didn't use his turn signal or something while trying to get away.

Flex would have apologized to the guy and offered him some KOW.

Apparently, you missed his epic road rage video. If I was having problems with thieves, I'd want Flex to be my neighbor, if he lived in the US.

He's all talk. :yesnod:

How can you say that? Did you forget that he once dirty-danced some douchbag who was harassing an innocent woman at the local pub and got him to leave her alone? :toetap: