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Stolen weapon found during search at Tennessee jail

Loaded Gun hidden In suspect’s Vagina

APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report. As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.

The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report. A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”

News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by the Kingsport Times-News. Archer, seen in the mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.

AND NOW THE READER RESPONSES
1. I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched!
2. Gives new meaning to a gun having a "hair trigger".
3. Happiness is a warm gun?
4. At four inches in length it comes off as half cocked...
5. "For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box."
6. Report reads, "...Introducing contraband into a penal facility." Shouldn't that be 'penile' facility?
7. If it went off, could you call it her 'boom box'?
8. Remember : Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it pointed in a safe direction.
9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.
10. You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking...
11. Oh my... accident waiting to happen. Could 'shoot the beaver'.
12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a "hole" new meaning...
13. Complete reversal on the classic, "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
14. I wonder if she had 'gun-areah'?
15. Gives a whole new meaning to "Vaginal Discharge"...
16. Do you suppose she had a 'rectal reloader'?
17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?
18. Figures... it uses 'rim shot' ammo.
19. This supports the “Big Bang Theory"

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Pics of holster?

is that considered a skank shank ?

The Down And Dirty Of Vagina Smuggling

Jennifer Renee Crosby, 42, who was arrested last month in Florida on charges of drug possession during a traffic stop. Officers say they noticed Crosby was shaking and asked her if she was carrying drugs.

At first she said, “No,” according to police. Then, when the investigator called for a female deputy to come to the scene, she allegedly admitted, “I have drugs up my vagina,”

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In January, Las Vegas masseuse Christina Lafave was accused of snatching a customer’s $35,000 Rolex and concealing it in her vagina.

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In December, Ericka Marie Danna, 25, was charged with causing a disturbance outside of a home in Oklahoma City.

She was taken to the county jail and when officers searched her, they allegedly found the pot pipe inside her body cavity.

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Last July, Christie Harris was sentenced to 25 years in prison for a variety of charges including trying to bring a loaded gun into jail inside her vagina and methamphetamine in her butt.

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In March, 2012, Porcha Gross, 21, was arrested because she allegedly had a crack “cookie” in her vagina.

A sheriff’s deputy in Okaloosa County, Florida, pulled over the Evergreen, Alabama, resident, allegedly for faulty tag lights on March 9. The deputy says he spotted a marijuana blunt on the floor and took Gross into custody.

Female jail employees conducted a cavity search and say they discovered pieces of crack cocaine hidden in Gross’s genitals.

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vagin...83bHBXEWokFYis

That Gross, ok....:dance: