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04 commemorative 11-21-2020 2:13pm

Penguins....
 
why don't we eat them too :confused5:

DAB 11-21-2020 2:16pm

you can, but my Antarctic survival training noted that they are a last ditch item to consider, after seals. you can both eat seal meat and blubber, as well as burn blubber (but it's very smokey and messy) for heat and light.

Giraffe (He/Him) 11-21-2020 3:01pm

No clue but Penguins are cool AF.

ratflinger 11-21-2020 3:04pm

My goal in life is to travel to Antarctica and see if I can make a field goal with a penguin. Don't know why but I have a real desire to boot one of those ****ers in the ass!

DJ_Critterus 11-21-2020 3:04pm

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Originally Posted by 04 commemorative (Post 1824902)
why don't we eat them too :confused5:

They took a vow of chastity?

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Anjdog2003 11-21-2020 3:56pm

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Originally Posted by 04 commemorative (Post 1824902)
why don't we eat them too :confused5:




People from Winnipeg do. The favorite sandwich there is the McPenguins. :yesnod:

Vandelay Industries 11-21-2020 5:37pm

Penguins are assholes.:yesnod:


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DAB 11-21-2020 6:07pm

true story:

when i attended Antarctic orientation, before heading down there, at one point, someone asked "how you tell the boy penguins from the girl penguins?"

fair question, because they look the same. most birds, the male is the brighter colored and fancier of the two, but not penguins.

official US Gov't answer: the girls have footprints on their back side.

:yesnod:

Anjdog2003 11-21-2020 6:49pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1824991)
true story:

when i attended Antarctic orientation, before heading down there, at one point, someone asked "how you tell the boy penguins from the girl penguins?"

fair question, because they look the same. most birds, the male is the brighter colored and fancier of the two, but not penguins.

official US Gov't answer: the girls have footprints on their back side.

:yesnod:




The way it should be. :yesnod:

Rikki Z-06 11-21-2020 10:58pm

Prolly be tasty slathered in fiddy-seben. :yesnod:

Cool 50th AE 11-21-2020 11:04pm

Cows are beautiful animals in real life.
Big agriculture has demonized most animals as filthy creatures.

It makes it easier for you and me to make pretend were not eating something as intelligent and lovable as our pets.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xq-1jO94E...0/DSC_0405.JPG


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