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Sea Six 07-30-2020 1:55pm
Just so you all know...
 
I'm masticating right now.

In fact, I've been masticating off and on, pretty much all day.


Furiously.

snide 07-30-2020 1:59pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sea Six (Post 1790660)
I'm menstruating right now.

In fact, I've been menstruating off and on, pretty much all year.


Furiously.
:ball:

Sea Six 07-30-2020 2:00pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 1790663)
:ball:
To clarify, I have not been playing with my balls.

Just masticatin'.

snide 07-30-2020 2:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sea Six (Post 1790665)
To clarify, I have been playing with my balls.
UD to the white courtesy phone...

z06psi 07-30-2020 2:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 1790668)
UD to the white courtesy phone...
He is present but won't pick up.:yesnod:

Cybercowboy 07-30-2020 2:28pm
My wife farded earlier today.

DAB 07-30-2020 2:30pm
not sure what to think of this, let me chew on it for a bit.

snide 07-30-2020 2:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cybercowboy (Post 1790679)
My wife farded earlier today.
:confused5::confused5::confused5::confused5::confused5:

DAB 07-30-2020 2:35pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 1790687)
:confused5::confused5::confused5::confused5::confused5:
fard: to apply makeup.

Vandelay Industries 07-30-2020 2:37pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cybercowboy (Post 1790679)
My wife farded earlier today.
I saw a woman farding in her car while at a stop light the other day. At least she wasn't farding while the car was moving.

Aerovette 07-30-2020 2:41pm
It is recommended that one masticate 50 times prior to swallowing.

dvarapala 07-30-2020 2:51pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sea Six (Post 1790660)
I'm masticating right now.

In fact, I've been masticating off and on, pretty much all day.


Furiously.
You're gonna get fat if you keep that up... :nono:

Vandelay Industries 07-30-2020 4:12pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1790692)
It is recommended that one masticate 50 times prior to swallowing.
(Knooger) Swallow after masticating? Impressive! (Knooger)

Anjdog2003 07-30-2020 4:39pm
My Doctor said too much masticating and you could go blind. :yesnod:

thecornerman 07-31-2020 11:39am
Old but still funnyhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...d3e0e9ec7b.gif

Sea Six 07-31-2020 12:42pm
*swaller

Wathen1955 07-31-2020 3:31pm
https://jsjammersmith.files.wordpres...if?w=340&h=250

snide 07-31-2020 7:51pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wathen1955 (Post 1791214)
An hour and 45 minutes later, I forgot what this thread was about. :yesnod:


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