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NeedSpeed 03-23-2016 3:47pm

What is 2+2?
 
Reporter: What is 2+2?

Donald Trump answers the question:

"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

:datawiz:

DAB 03-23-2016 3:52pm

i was told there would be no math.

Craig 03-23-2016 3:54pm

You're about to be un-friended...:leaving:

8Up 03-23-2016 3:56pm

OMG that is SOOOOoooo racist!

NeedSpeed 03-23-2016 4:52pm

Wrong section?? :leaving:

Fasglas 03-23-2016 5:28pm

2+2 ?

Optional performance package offered for Pontiac Catalina, mid 60's.

Not too shabby, as I recall.

MrPeabody 03-23-2016 5:32pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1461862)
i was told there would be no math.

You're going to love Donald Trump, then. He's the anti-Perot.:lolsmile:

Sport06 03-23-2016 5:33pm

He is such an idiot...:yesnod:

DAB 03-23-2016 5:43pm

2+2?

well that assumes that you have 2 and 2. some folks didn't grow up knowing what 2 was. others have trouble working hard enough to get 2, much less 2 and 2. so i think we need to advocate that everyone has a right to 2 and 2, and if you don't have 2, the gov't will step up and help you get 2. and we'll partner with industry to get you the other 2, so you can have 2+2, even though you weren't born with all the advantages of others. and it's important for those who think nothing of having 2+2 to understand that not everyone has 2, much less 2 and 2, so they will be expected to sacrifice some of their numbers to help everyone have at least one 2 of their own, and society will help them get the other 2 by the end of the decade.

:dance::dance:

NeedSpeed 03-23-2016 5:59pm

Two much

KWIL 03-24-2016 5:16am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craig (Post 1461863)
You're about to be un-friended...:leaving:

:Jeff '79:

mrvette 03-24-2016 5:35am

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1461901)
2+2?

well that assumes that you have 2 and 2. some folks didn't grow up knowing what 2 was. others have trouble working hard enough to get 2, much less 2 and 2. so i think we need to advocate that everyone has a right to 2 and 2, and if you don't have 2, the gov't will step up and help you get 2. and we'll partner with industry to get you the other 2, so you can have 2+2, even though you weren't born with all the advantages of others. and it's important for those who think nothing of having 2+2 to understand that not everyone has 2, much less 2 and 2, so they will be expected to sacrifice some of their numbers to help everyone have at least one 2 of their own, and society will help them get the other 2 by the end of the decade.

:dance::dance:

:rofl::seasix: Thanks Burnie.....

OldSarge 03-24-2016 9:07am

Makes you wonder how he made so much money, by maybe just confusing everyone, good luck with your election and play it smart.

erickpl 03-24-2016 9:26am

2+2?

If you're Bernie Sanders, the answer is 2, because half it goes to someone else.


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