Toilet paper... wtf is wrong with this country?
 

Wife read online our local Costco was out of TP. She then checked Amazon and they are out until April.

:cuss:

She's out foraging for more now.

We've got 41 rolls just from her normal purchasing. Seems like plenty but who the **** knows!

They had a nice scrap somewhere in Australia. :issues:

Women go through a shitload (no pun intended) of toilet paper. I've been married, single, had a live in, and now have my elderly mother living with me. In all those years, the only times I have EVER had any plumbing problems was when females were living in the house.

Invite Raazor over for a night and get back to us. :lol:

The struggle is real. :kick:

Funny but true :yesnod:

Only 41 rolls? You're gonna have a shitshow on your hands before the end of the week. :rofl:

I was in a Costco near Philadelphia last week and it was a fkn outhouse. No toilet paper, no soap, no water.....:wtf::thehandle::lol:

Bought a Luxe Bidet for $27.00 two years ago and reduce my toilet paper use by 80%. The bidet paid for itself. TP $0.50 cents a roll, water $2 for a thousand gallons. :dance:

More expensive models are available.

Easy installation but if you have a leak check the toilet shut off valve. Had to tighten my bonnets.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Ne...3694932&sr=8-2

Good call. If things get medieval, I'll have the sammy-maker spray my ass with a garden hose then grab a sock from the "singles" shoe box :seasix:

My parents house is a block away and they're in Phoenix for the winter.... we can rob that ****er :yesnod:

Attachment 40283

Attachment 40284

Par-tay! :shots::datawiz::shots::datawiz::dance:

I normally clean up with a sock, so it's no skin off my ass. I'm not disgusting or anything, I mean, I don't usually put the sock back on my foot after the clean up. Well, unless it is laundry day, than sometimes you need to grub it up a little. :shrug:

do you put your hand inside the sock like it's a puppet or fold it?

My license plate in High School PARTEE

Dual meanings :D

....

:skia:

Real men use sandpaper and a wire brush. :yesnod:

I'm at Sam's Club right now. No TP. WTF?

I wasn't aware there was another method. :shrug:

i just meditate and it goes away.