When I die, I don’t want a funeral…….
 

……I want to be thrown out of an airplane at 10,000 dressed in a Superman costume.






I can’t remember who the original comic was who said that. Still funny

Or reading your post. :yesnod:

I told my wife that I decided to be cremated.


She went ahead and scheduled it for next Tuesday...


:banghead:

Neptune society pick-up toasting and prepaid postage. :hurray:

A certain state (not much of a guess, but go ahead if you feel the need to trigger our resident West Coast troll) just passed a dead body composting act. Now you can be chopped up into parts and spread around the landscape to rot... Assuming you're into that sort of thing.

I wouldn't mind returning my elements to nature, it's something I've considered my whole life, but the chopping up thing is totally unnecessary. Dumb asses.

Here you go full body natural rot.:seasix:


https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/

I said nature, not science. Big difference. One does not involve the need for other people to be involved, the other does. Can a guy at least be left alone in death? FFS :lol:

My plan is for cremation and to have my son spread my ashes on the very steepest portion of my local ski slope.

Told my Aunt that I'm not getting her a christmas present this year because she didn't use the one I bought her last year. It was a burial plot.

I am immoral, I am going to live forever!!

Maybe; as long as he continues to pay his

taxes.

Cover your self in honey and go pet a grizzly. :seasix:

...and vote for Democrats.

Wouldn't need honey, but yeah, that'd get er done.

I'm not sure who will do it, possibly a best friend, but I want my, and my parent's ashes all tossed into the wind off the top of Stone Mountain Georgia.

Elevation 1600 feet

https://eventective-media.azureedge.net/2010276_lg.jpg

Viking funeral for me

I want to be cremated and my ashes spread at the spot in my avatar.