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lspencer534 08-02-2015 10:06am
Speaking of toilet paper...
 
I don't want to offend any of our female members since I'm not generalizing. My wife, though, easily goes through a roll of toilet paper in 4 days. If I happen to be close to her bathroom, I can hear the roll spinning on the holder like a like a hamster cage. Every few days she needs a plunger for her toilet.

A roll lasts me 2-3 weeks, including blowing my nose. Are the female members of your household like my wife?

island14 08-02-2015 10:17am
Ha!

Have not bought any in years.

We wash our butt with soap and water around here, and are not happy to just smear it around some with paper..

Think about it...

So who is third world now? :island14: :Jeff '79:

Knooger 08-02-2015 10:23am
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Originally Posted by island14 (Post 1387202)
Ha!

Have not bought any in years.

We wash our butt with soap and water around here, and are not happy to just smear it around some with paper..

Think about it...

So who is third world now? :island14: :Jeff '79:
Exactly, if you tripped and your hand landed in dog shit, you wouldn't get a paper towel and wipe it off. You'd feverishly scrub with scalding hot water and as much soap as you can find, yet we're content to just wipe our butts. Doesn't make much sense if you think about it.

boracayjohnny 08-02-2015 10:25am
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Originally Posted by island14 (Post 1387202)
Ha!

Have not bought any in years.

We wash our butt with soap and water around here, and are not happy to just smear it around some with paper..

Think about it...

So who is third world now? :island14: :Jeff '79:
:iagree: I grew up smearing it and then learned a better way. :seasix::shots:

island14 08-02-2015 10:29am
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Originally Posted by Knooger (Post 1387203)
Exactly, if you tripped and your hand landed in dog shit, you wouldn't get a paper towel and wipe it off. You'd feverishly scrub with scalding hot water and as much soap as you can find, yet we're content to just wipe our butts. Doesn't make much sense if you think about it.
Ed Zackly. :seasix:

He knows.. You knows... :yesnod:


:cert:

DukeAllen 08-02-2015 10:38am
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Originally Posted by Knooger (Post 1387203)
Exactly, if you tripped and your hand landed in dog shit, you wouldn't get a paper towel and wipe it off. You'd feverishly scrub with scalding hot water and as much soap as you can find.
Yeah, but I bet you smelled it first...:yesnod:

Knooger 08-02-2015 10:40am
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Originally Posted by DukeAllen (Post 1387210)
Yeah, but I bet you smelled it first...:yesnod:
Yes, I did.

simpleman68 08-02-2015 11:06am
With 3 girls in the house, I understand brutha, I understand. :shots:
Scott

island14 08-02-2015 11:10am
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Originally Posted by DukeAllen (Post 1387210)
Yeah, but I bet you smelled it first...:yesnod:
I know it does seem like a bad idea.. but be honest..

Who wouldn't? :island14:

Kerrmudgeon 08-02-2015 11:12am
Aren't you being a little overly....shall we say... frugal councilor? :yesnod:

lspencer534 08-02-2015 12:08pm
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Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon (Post 1387236)
Aren't you being a little overly....shall we say... frugal councilor? :yesnod:
Frugality has nothing to do with it. We have septic tanks, and I'm not anxious to have to pump them out prematurely.

simpleman68 08-02-2015 12:31pm
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Originally Posted by island14 (Post 1387206)
Ed Zackly. :seasix:

He knows.. You knows... :yesnod:


:cert:
I've been using baby wipes since my first daughter was born in '03. Aside from the fact that I'm extremely particular with all hygiene issues. :dance:
Scott

boracayjohnny 08-02-2015 12:37pm
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Originally Posted by simpleman68 (Post 1387253)
I've been using baby wipes since my first daughter was born in '03. Aside from the fact that I'm extremely particular with all hygiene issues. :dance:
Scott
Careful with the baby wipes. I've read where they clog up the lines.

beep-beep 08-02-2015 12:51pm
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Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 1387197)
I don't want to offend any of our female members since I'm not generalizing. My wife, though, easily goes through a roll of toilet paper in 4 days. If I happen to be close to her bathroom, I can hear the roll spinning on the holder like a like a hamster cage. Every few days she needs a plunger for her toilet.

A roll lasts me 2-3 weeks, including blowing my nose. Are the female members of your household like my wife?
4 days?
Consider yourself lucky:rofl:

simpleman68 08-02-2015 12:54pm
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Originally Posted by boracayjohnny (Post 1387254)
Careful with the baby wipes. I've read where they clog up the lines.
I wouldn't flush 'em in a septic rig. We are on a city feed/outlet with new 4" PVC, really well vented and toilets that can damn near suck a cat off the seat.
Scott

CertInsaneC5 08-02-2015 1:04pm
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Originally Posted by simpleman68 (Post 1387259)
I wouldn't flush 'em in a septic rig. We are on a city feed/outlet with new 4" PVC, really well vented and toilets that can damn near suck a cat off the seat.
Scott
:funniest: :funniest: :funniest:

boracayjohnny 08-02-2015 1:39pm
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Originally Posted by CertInsaneC5 (Post 1387266)
:funniest: :funniest: :funniest:
:funniest::funniest::funniest::funniest:

StaticCling 08-02-2015 4:16pm

OldSarge 08-02-2015 5:41pm
I bought an extra plunger for the other bathroom, I got tired of lugging it back and forth to the bathrooms, after the wife was finished.

VITE1 08-02-2015 5:51pm
Get her bidet toilet seat.


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