Get in here and entertain my ass, will ya?
 

I'm pretty darned sick, posting from my laptop in bed. This sucks monkey butt, so can y'all get in here and tell some jokes, post funny pics...anything to keep me from going nuts (please?)

kthx

Entertain your ass? Pics first...

are we allowed to use kitchen utensils??

and pics of what ill be working with?

Oh my.....

Check out this website. They have some cool stuff.

I'm not sick.

I'm just going to camp here in this thread and piggyback on the free entertainment show.

:waiting:

Is this what you mean by, "sucks monkey butt"?

http://cfupload.stevesdomain.net/images/4c621501cc.jpg

:lolsmile:

Monica Lewinsky dropped off her laundry at the dry cleaners.
As she walked out the door, the attendant said, "Come again!"
Monica turned and said, "No, it's just some alfredo sauce."
:dance:

Knooger and Nevrl8 were walking down the street and saw a dog licking his sack. Nevrl8 says, "Man, I'd like to try that."
Knooger says, "I tried it last week."
Neverl8: How'd you make out?
Knooger: Damn dog nearly bit my ear off!
:D

That was actually quite entertaining :cool: thanks! :thumbs:

Ponder this tonight.

While it's easy to pee without pooing, it's much less common that one sits down to poo without at least creating a tinkle. In fact, it is virtually impossible to drop a deuce and not experience this urge to urinate. This partnership is just another example of the human body's tendency to work in tandem, like closing the eyes while sneezing. :flush:

and sometimes sneezing causes you to poop :leaving:

:lolsmile:

Some people can't do both at once.

Fascinating.

or at least fart :dance:

Not true.. however, I sure do hate when I'm having a urinal conversation with random strangers, and out pops a few terd nuggets.. straight out the bottom of my jorts