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dvarapala 06-24-2022 11:58am

Eat a Bag of Dicks!
 
@DJ_Critterus will love this:

Quote:

Medway Police Chief Allen Tingley Sends Email To Dysfuctnional Veterans After They Sent Town Hall A Bag Of Candy Dicks, Demands Name Of Buyer, DV Responds By Sending More Bags Of Dicks
https://turtleboysports.com/medway-p...bags-of-dicks/

Don Rickles 06-24-2022 12:02pm

1st in!

:dance:


That is pretty funny!:yesnod:

DJ_Critterus 06-24-2022 12:07pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvarapala (Post 1965612)

i remember when that happened. Police Chief didn't get dick...well, maybe a bag, but that's it.

Vandelay Industries 06-24-2022 12:08pm

I thought this was a YadKareNNN thread. :leaving:

Mike Mercury 06-24-2022 12:45pm

https://img.ifunny.co/images/e62ca45...ab0bf516_1.jpg

Hardluck 06-24-2022 1:18pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1965616)
i remember when that happened. Police Chief didn't get dick...well, maybe a bag, but that's it.

You are a fuking troublemaker. go on and admit you did it!:yesnod:

DJ_Critterus 06-24-2022 1:26pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardluck (Post 1965640)
You are a fuking troublemaker. go on and admit you did it!:yesnod:

I was the leader of the UNAdickers, but this wasn't my work.

VITE1 06-24-2022 2:00pm

Excellent!!

MadInNc 06-24-2022 2:04pm

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sublime1996525 06-24-2022 3:22pm

Outstanding

86RAG 06-24-2022 5:42pm

****ing hilarious :rofl: I wonder how many bags they ended up getting?

DJ_Critterus 06-25-2022 8:43am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries (Post 1965617)
I thought this was a YadKareNNN thread. :leaving:

He can eat a large dick and choke on it. I bet he eats cereal for breakfast named "Pecker Puffs" and GTOgay wishes he could get in on that action. :yesnod:

IB4TL 06-25-2022 10:34am

Why is it a bag of dicks instead of a sack of dicks?

snide 06-25-2022 5:28pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by IB4TL (Post 1965780)
Why is it a bag of dicks instead of a sack of dicks?

:dunno: Ask Sack. @Steve_R to the white courtesy phone!

MadInNc 06-25-2022 5:58pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by snide (Post 1965859)
:dunno: Ask Sack. @Steve_R to the white courtesy phone!

Kathy got Glitter-bombed. No BOD.

DJ is the expert. Maybe he is the Disgruntled Veteran? :confused5:

snide 06-25-2022 6:58pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadInNc (Post 1965863)
Kathy got Glitter-bombed. No BOD.

DJ is the expert. Maybe he is the Disgruntled Veteran? :confused5:

Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional. :yesnod:

Steve_R 06-25-2022 7:34pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by snide (Post 1965859)
:dunno: Ask Sack. @Steve_R to the white courtesy phone!

I might be considered an expert on some topics, but not on bags of dicks. I believe that’s Porter’s expertise.

DJ_Critterus 06-26-2022 7:40am

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadInNc (Post 1965863)
Kathy got Glitter-bombed. No BOD.

DJ is the expert. Maybe he is the Disgruntled Veteran? :confused5:

Of course I'm disgruntled, but at least not bipolar.

Bag of Dicks has and always will be the proper term. It stems from the phrase "he's about as happy as a faggot with a bag of dicks."

Glitter bombs are a huge :nono: in teh Book of DJ.

DJ_Critterus 06-26-2022 7:40am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve_R (Post 1965877)
I might be considered an expert on some topics, but not on bags of dicks. I believe that’s Porter’s expertise.

Porter is only the expert when it comes to actually eating them.

ft laud mike 06-30-2022 9:43am

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1965930)
Of course I'm disgruntled, but at least not bipolar.

Bag of Dicks has and always will be the proper term. It stems from the phrase "he's about as happy as a faggot with a bag of dicks."

Glitter bombs are a huge :nono: in teh Book of DJ.

There are no gruntled vets, only disgruntled


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