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Bill 03-21-2019 4:55pm
If Your Partner's Erection Lasts More than Five Hours, See Your Coroner
 
https://www.click2houston.com/news/i...ex-report-says


Quote:
Woman dies after 5 straight hours of sex, report says
By Jeff Tavss - Executive Producer
Posted: 9:23 AM, March 21, 2019
Updated: 12:56 PM, March 21, 2019


CALI, COLOMBIA - A woman reportedly died after having sex for five straight hours.

The Mirror claims the unidentified woman went into cardiac arrest while engaged in the long-lasting sexual intercourse session in Cali, Colombia.

The woman's partner said she felt dizzy before losing consciousness while the two were in a hotel room.

After the woman was taken to the hospital, she was pronounced dead by doctors.

An investigation is underway after officials said they believe the woman had taken drugs to prolong sex with her partner

Hardluck 03-21-2019 5:29pm
Anybody heard from Knooger?

C3C7NIC 03-21-2019 7:22pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hardluck (Post 1662644)
Anybody heard from Knooger?
Just curious why when you hear erection the 1st person you think of is Knooger. :seasix:

The emoji above is named seasix, someone was bad mouthing a seasix in the place we will not speak of. Coincidence?

MrPeabody 03-21-2019 7:50pm
"If I have an erection that lasts more than four hours, I'm not calling a doctor, I'm calling a hooker." - D.L. Hughley

snide 03-21-2019 8:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by C3C7NIC (Post 1662664)
Just curious why when you hear erection the 1st person you think of is Knooger. :seasix:

The emoji above is named seasix, someone was bad mouthing a seasix in the place we will not speak of. Coincidence?
Most of the smilies (not emoji) here are named after barn yard animals who no longer post here. :(

Bill 03-21-2019 8:36pm
:bill_daniels:

MikeB 03-21-2019 9:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by bill_daniels (Post 1662687)
:bill_daniels:
It's like talking in the third,...... well second, person.

C3C7NIC 03-21-2019 9:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 1662681)
Most of the smilies (not emoji) here are named after barn yard animals who no longer post here. :(
I like Lippy’s.


What’s a loser have to do to get her own emoji?

I want to be a big colorful “sucker”. 🍭

mrvette 03-22-2019 1:47am
First ex...honeymoon, 5X in one day.....

:):hurray:

Datawiz 03-22-2019 5:49am
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 1662681)
Most of the smilies (not emoji) here are named after barn yard animals who no longer post here. :(
I agree :datawiz:

Mike Mercury 03-22-2019 7:31am
5 hour sex, in a hotel room.

how much does that cost... like one-fiddy ???

snide 03-22-2019 9:16am
Quote:
Originally Posted by C3C7NIC (Post 1662717)
I like Lippy’s.


What’s a loser have to do to get her own emoji?

I want to be a big colorful “sucker”. 🍭
@Dixievet to the white courtesy phone.

Rob 03-22-2019 9:55am
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 1662793)
@Dixievet to the white courtesy phone.
i saw it

C3C7NIC 03-22-2019 10:02am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dixievet (Post 1662797)
i saw it

:kimblair:

Do you take requests?


How about something that references KMA?


THANKS!!! :kiss:

https://media.giphy.com/media/nlafWSn5BvTUs/giphy.gif

Rob 03-22-2019 10:33am
Quote:
Originally Posted by C3C7NIC (Post 1662717)
I like Lippy’s.


What’s a loser have to do to get her own emoji?

I want to be a big colorful “sucker”. 🍭
:c3c7nic:

C3C7NIC 03-22-2019 10:47am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dixievet (Post 1662805)
:c3c7nic:
:thumbsup:

BTW, what is your profile pic? Can't make it out.

Rob 03-22-2019 11:17am
Quote:
Originally Posted by C3C7NIC (Post 1662814)
:thumbsup:

BTW, what is your profile pic? Can't make it out.
Starman in a Tesla Roadster

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/zVpu...1517959989.jpg

Mike Mercury 03-22-2019 11:27am
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1553178460.jpg

C3C7NIC 03-22-2019 11:51am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dixievet (Post 1662824)

👍

C3C7NIC 03-22-2019 11:52am
:leghump:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Mercury (Post 1662825)
:leghump:?


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