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DJ_Critterus 08-10-2022 11:13am

Wild Kingdom: Flight of the Dindoo
 
Damn! Floridaman strikes again.... the same Floridaman.

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-flo...s-deputies-say

Naked Florida man wielding machete tried to steal another man's clothes, deputies say
Naked suspect has prior criminal convictions, Volusia County Sheriff's Office says


A naked Florida man threw a machete at another man and tried to rob him of his clothes on Monday, authorities said.

Deputies responded to an area near the Volusia County Fairgrounds shortly before 10 a.m. after a surveyor reported that a naked man approached him with a large machete-style knife, the Volusia County Sheriff's Office said.

The victim told deputies that the suspect was picking palmetto berries in the woods and ran out of the brush brandishing the machete and demanding his clothes, wallet and phone.

He said he began to give the items over to the suspect when the naked man hurled the machete and a handful of berries at him. Deputies said the handle of the machete hit the victim in the chest and he wasn’t injured.

The suspect fled into the wooded area and took off in a white Dodge Challenger, the sheriff’s office said.
Deputies took the suspect into custody without incident.

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A responding deputy realized the circumstances and suspect description were similar to another incident in August 2021 involving a man named Brandon Wright, who was found running naked in the same area, according to authorities.

Deputies soon received another report of a naked man outside a gas station in DeLand.

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Authorities identified the suspect as Brandon Wright, who they say was involved in a similar incident in August 2021.

Authorities identified the suspect as Brandon Wright, who they say was involved in a similar incident in August 2021. (Volusia County Sheriff's Office)

The sheriff’s office released aerial video showing a police helicopter spotting the man, whom authorities identified as Wright. The suspect is seen laying down on his stomach in the parking lot as officers took him into custody without incident.

Wright, 34, was charged with attempted robbery with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
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He was being held at the Volusia County Branch Jail without bond.


His prior convictions dated back to 2009 and include kidnapping/false imprisonment, possession of cocaine, possession of a firearm/ammunition by a convicted felon and battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer without violence, the sheriff’s office said.

Vandelay Industries 08-10-2022 11:23am

Probably not FPD.

Louie Detroit 08-10-2022 11:30am

Homie has some kind of weird wienie wagging sexual fetish. :yesnod:

DJ_Critterus 08-10-2022 11:35am

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Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries (Post 1978040)
Probably not FPD.

Not pastie enough....

DJ_Critterus 08-10-2022 11:37am

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Originally Posted by Louie Detroit (Post 1978041)
Homie has some kind of weird wienie wagging sexual fetish. :yesnod:


Ol Timer 08-10-2022 12:41pm

Well at least he wasn’t carrying a concealed weapon.

ZipZap 08-10-2022 12:56pm

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Olustee bus 08-10-2022 1:18pm

Somebody needs to tell a judge that there is a state hospital for the criminally insane right here in Baker County Florida.

DJ_Critterus 08-10-2022 1:24pm

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Originally Posted by Ol' Timer (Post 1978061)
Well at least he wasn’t carrying a concealed weapon.

Did they cavity search him?

Chemtrails99 08-10-2022 3:46pm

I have never understood why anybody brandishing an edged weapon would throw it at the other person. It's like saying, "Here, have a weapon- and by the way, I'm disarmed now!". How is that a threat?:confused5:

Bill 08-10-2022 4:12pm

I was wondering what Andrew Gillum was up to these days.......

Aerovette 08-10-2022 4:20pm

Did CumDawg go off the deep end?

ToolMaker 08-10-2022 4:26pm

Waiting for the anti FL man to enter the chat...... :shots:

Frankie the Fink 08-10-2022 5:13pm

I’m sure police will get to the “bottom” of this.

DJ_Critterus 08-11-2022 6:08am

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Originally Posted by Chemtrails99 (Post 1978115)
I have never understood why anybody brandishing an edged weapon would throw it at the other person. It's like saying, "Here, have a weapon- and by the way, I'm disarmed now!". How is that a threat?:confused5:

My guess is logical thinking wasn't on his agenda for the day.

DJ_Critterus 08-11-2022 6:08am

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Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1978131)
Did CumDawg go off the deep end?

He'd ban the entire forum if he did :funnier:

86RAG 08-11-2022 6:09am

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Authorities identified the suspect as Brandon
Let's go Brandon! :rofl:


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