Corona virus symptoms..
My wife has had a cough for a minute and I was starting to get worried. I knew that one of the symptoms was loss of smell. Therefore, I farted under the covers and fanned it. Evidently she just has allergies...:D:leaving:
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dead man walking....
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I was just trying to help...:yesnod:
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Dutch Oven works too :eek:
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so a few weeks ago, Mrs. DAB is out grocery shopping, and she calls and asks me if the half and half is still fresh. ummmm..... i can ask it. no, you have to smell it. ummmm..... how long have we been married (18 years in July)...oh. never mind. |
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she's glad i get stuck dealing with the septic system (got backed up last year a few times). |
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You could become an effective front line worker in the war on the Wu flu! |
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paging Gozar :gozar:
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Maybe I haven't been keeping up with current events, but I thought the symptoms of Coronavirus were as follows:
1. An asshole that does not feel clean, no matter how many times you wipe it. 2. An overpowering feeling of shame at the appearance of one's nose and mouth area. 3. An insatiable thirst for water that is expensive, and comes from a plastic bottle. I'm sure there are more, these are just the ones I came up with off the top of my head. Please feel free to add to the list! |
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I've been doing some covert testing so as not to cause alarm. So far, everyone in my work place is cleared.
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