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Anjdog2003 04-08-2020 4:01pm
Am I Too Old To Have a Vasectomy?
 
I'll start...

Anjdog2003 04-08-2020 4:02pm
I'am thinking of going to Temple Bat Yahm in Newport Beach and converting to Judaism. :yesnod:

MrPeabody 04-08-2020 4:13pm
No, but you're too old for it to make a difference.

Anjdog2003 04-08-2020 4:17pm
I'am sure i'll get asked out by some of the nurses after the procedure. :yesnod:

Aerovette 04-08-2020 4:20pm
When your jizz looks like the vacuum cleaner bag broke, your probably too old.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...09992514-1.gif

Earthquake Driver 04-08-2020 4:33pm
Ask Bernie


https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny...him-story.html

Barn Babe 04-08-2020 4:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1751313)
When your jizz looks like the vacuum cleaner bag broke, your probably too old.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...09992514-1.gif
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Caught me completely off-guard.

higgyburners 04-08-2020 4:38pm
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Originally Posted by Anjdog2003 (Post 1751311)
I'am sure i'll get asked out by some of the nurses after the procedure. :yesnod:
Word of advice ...take the Valium after they ask you if they can have medical students sit in on the procedure...Mine was a full on peep show but i was to high to care :yesnod:

04 commemorative 04-08-2020 5:14pm
If you have to ask......yes :joebuck:

FLEXjs 04-08-2020 9:59pm
You're too ugly to need one.

Thanks for asking.

BOTY 04-08-2020 10:02pm
I never participated in such activities. Still shooting. :dance:

Anjdog2003 04-09-2020 12:24am
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Originally Posted by FLEXjs (Post 1751499)
You're too ugly to need one.

Thanks for asking.



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RMVette 04-09-2020 6:35am
Probably a waste of money if you're not having sex. Just say'n…..

Strats-N-Vettes 04-09-2020 7:23am
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Originally Posted by Anjdog2003 (Post 1751299)
Am I Too Old To Have a Vasectomy?
You were too old back in 1871....:spdchk:

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Originally Posted by higgyburners (Post 1751327)
Word of advice ...take the Valium after they ask you if they can have medical students sit in on the procedure...Mine was a full on comedy show but i was to high to care :yesnod:
Fixed


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Originally Posted by FLEXjs (Post 1751499)
You're too ugly to need one.
Thanks for asking.
:funnier: :funnier: :funnier:
This hot dog neck mofo right here...
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JetMechZ16 04-09-2020 7:44am
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Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes (Post 1751545)
You were too old back in 1871....:spdchk:

Fixed

:funnier: :funnier: :funnier:
This hot dog neck mofo right here...
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Are you banging the chick in your avatar? :island14:

Strats-N-Vettes 04-09-2020 7:48am
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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16 (Post 1751549)
Are you banging the chick in your avatar? :island14:

That's news you lookin' 4...stay in your lane. :nutkick:

JetMechZ16 04-09-2020 8:15am
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Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes (Post 1751552)
That's news you lookin' 4...stay in your lane. :nutkick:
I'll take that as a yes. Oh,,, Porter wanted me to tell you he's on a diet now and'll be as skinny as your avi by next week. He hopes you'll reconsider. :yesnod:

Strats-N-Vettes 04-09-2020 8:19am
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Originally Posted by JetMechZ16 (Post 1751569)
I'll take that as a yes. Oh,,, Porter wanted me to tell you he's on a diet now and'll be as skinny as your avi by next week. He hopes you'll reconsider. :yesnod:

Yer just jealous I'm banging that super model. :yesnod:

and..
Porter is only gonna be skinny cuz he gots da Ronies.

Aerovette 04-09-2020 8:27am
I don't mean to state the obvious, but you do realize your hand cannot get pregnant, right?

Lipstic 04-09-2020 8:47am
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Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1751577)
I don't mean to state the obvious, but you do realize your hand cannot get pregnant, right?


:rofl:


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