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boracayjohnny 11-23-2019 9:34pm

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Originally Posted by JRD77VET (Post 1687843)
I'd bet a dollar they tested it before the unveiling. :yesnod: They set up microscopic cracks from the "in house" testing and when they hit it again for the unveiling, it failed. :lol:

A local company makes some of the windows for the stealth fighters and bombers. They test X numbers of pieces out of the lot but any piece tested is NOT shipped for use and it is stressed by the impact.

Exactly, any part tested shouldn't be used for another test. But that's about par for the course with a company that burns money by the billions and repairs that take glacial time.

DAB 11-23-2019 9:36pm

Where do you put all your stuffs?

boracayjohnny 11-23-2019 9:40pm

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Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1687845)
Where do you put all your stuffs?

In the Tron future, you don't need material things. Your body also repairs itself while you sleep each 20 minutes per 24 hours.

DAB 11-23-2019 9:54pm

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Originally Posted by boracayjohnny (Post 1687846)
In the Tron future, you don't need material things. Your body also repairs itself while you sleep each 20 minutes per 24 hours.

23 hours, 40 min of fapping seems like a lot.

boracayjohnny 11-24-2019 1:06am

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Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1687849)
23 hours, 40 min of fapping seems like a lot.

:lol:

Lakeside49 11-24-2019 10:12am

If this had happened at Ford - and, without exaggeration it never would have with a modern pickup/SUV - the 1-3 marketing managers and their chosen display show supplier would be looking for new career opportunities by Monday morning. They did not “protect” the brand or their busy senior management from themselves. Engineers and designers know very little about these sorts of presentations and shouldn’t have to be concerned - that’s Marketing’s main responsibility. In watching it, the reveal was a fail on so many levels (sound, lighting, validation of claimed technology, Musk’s extremely unprofessional profanity, scripting without flow or answering obvious questions, and the sense of school-boyish fraternal vibe that didn’t genuinely respect the Tradesmen/Tradeswomen who lead/build our economy and awesome country every day. They acted like kids. that got away with something instead of respecting the target customer (Sportsmen/Sportswomen ...who have reliable access to 220V where they hunt/fish/play - and, perhaps illegal drug runners and preppers needing bullet proof stuff); and, all without explaining or properly demonstrating exactly how their expensive new technology (and, shape that was obviously not greatly market-researched ?) can clearly benefit their customer’s lifestyle. Who the heck in our American automotive industry does that to premier such a proud brand as Tesla.
This reveal will be bottled and shown in future Marketing 101 courses (the long used Edsel fail was getting a little out of date) and extremely difficult for them to recover from, and probably spilling over a little to their remarkable cars’ image and trustworthiness.
Wall Street analysts are not the brightest bunch - they are starry-eyed about technology, chasing the latest shiny object - yet, even they’ve already written off this poorly executed experiment.

You get one chance to make a good impression. In our industry that means a LOT of up-front work. They slacked and it cost them, big. Wish it wasn’t an American fail case.

Stevedore 11-24-2019 11:17am

I'm thinking more & more that there's a Tesla in my future, but it won't be that one.

Cybercowboy 11-24-2019 10:27pm

You can put a Trump bumper sticker on that puppy with confidence!

boracayjohnny 11-24-2019 10:30pm

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Originally Posted by Cybercowboy (Post 1687898)
You can put a Trump bumper sticker on that puppy with confidence!

:Jeff '79:

MEANZ06 11-24-2019 10:40pm

Will it tow a 5000lb boat with gear in the bed of the truck 200 miles? :D

Will 11-25-2019 10:28am

Maybe Elon Musk is just running some kind of social experiment - see how ridiculous he can behave and still have his cultists defend him.

Rob 11-25-2019 3:28pm

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Originally Posted by Will (Post 1687923)
Maybe Elon Musk is just running some kind of social experiment - see how ridiculous he can behave and still have his cultists defend him.

Or maybe he is changing the shape of things to come :island14:

Remember the old saying: "Early bird gets the worm"

DAB 11-25-2019 4:32pm

he could learn a lot from studying Steve Job's presentations and the prep that went into them.

ditch diggers cuss. CEOs are supposed to sell you the product.

and how about the unanswered questions? i can throw a can of spare gas in the back of my truck, what happens with this thing? jar of electrons?

Rob 11-25-2019 5:40pm

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Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1687942)
jar of electrons?


Quit thinking negatively.

Cybercowboy 11-25-2019 5:58pm

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Originally Posted by Dixievet (Post 1687949)
Quit thinking negatively.

Shocking he'd spin it that way. We're conducting a civil conversation, but there's a lot of resistance here. There's a potential for so much more, in the current year.

DAB 11-25-2019 6:09pm

yo Elon, suppose i buy one of these things. and next year, in spring, i want to go see my parents in Wyoming. 900 miles each way. we normally stop in Cheyenne overnight. pretty sure our hotel does not have a recharging station. there is an Exxon station about 1/2 mile away where we normally fill up. assuming i can find an outlet, does this thing work on 110V? what if someone flips the breaker or unplugs me overnight. will i have to wait another day to complete my trip?

Rob 11-25-2019 6:40pm

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Originally Posted by Cybercowboy (Post 1687950)
Shocking he'd spin it that way. We're conducting a civil conversation, but there's a lot of resistance here. There's a potential for so much more, in the current year.



I was making a proton electron charge jole

Datawiz 11-25-2019 7:26pm

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Originally Posted by Cybercowboy (Post 1687950)
Shocking he'd spin it that way. We're conducting a civil conversation, but there's a lot of resistance here. There's a potential for so much more, in the current year.

Ohm my God!

Rob 11-26-2019 5:54am

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Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1687953)
yo Elon, suppose i buy one of these things. and next year, in spring, i want to go see my parents in Wyoming. 900 miles each way. we normally stop in Cheyenne overnight. pretty sure our hotel does not have a recharging station. there is an Exxon station about 1/2 mile away where we normally fill up. assuming i can find an outlet, does this thing work on 110V? what if someone flips the breaker or unplugs me overnight. will i have to wait another day to complete my trip?


You can create routes on their website for charging stations.

mrvette 11-26-2019 8:27am

All them eletrickel jokes/replys above reed like summfin I wood say......

gewd thinkin.......


:rofl::shots:


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