My company on local news
 

The company I work for made the local news. We are awaiting FDA approval to release our COVID test. Anticipate making as many as 50k tests per day if needed.

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Do we get a Vette Barn discount or something? :dance:

I already reserved one for $7. :leaving:

You couldn't give us the stock tip earlier?
You'd be a shitty politician.

Private company. Trust me, if I had stock, you'd all know it. :Jeff '79:

I'd have the fanciest jorts this side of the Mississippi and different sandals for each day.

I'd join the Hair Club for Men and get an awesome mullet.

I'd buy up all the C4s I could find and make Koko jealous.

I'd buy a 3 wheeled motorcycle and a little trailer with a cooler on it and go visit the Grand Canyon.

Livin' the life !!

Solid Life Goalz Brutha

is it a typical DNA test, or a screen?

Nasal swab

If you Google for companies who announced on 3/30/2020 that they were awaiting FDA approval for a new COVID-19 test, you can find out all about it. :D

Is it the one with the App associated with it?

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that describes the sample method.

Is it considered a screen or confirmatory test?

Auto industry down 90% in March, April expected to be worse. :sadangel:

Presumptive.

I usually go to lunch around 1:00 so if SWAT is coming, have them schedule around that. :lol:

Actually since I am local I was thinking of applying for a job there. Can you put in a good word for me? :D

that's cool.

I imagine anyone testing positive via this method... would be retested using the confirmatory test.

Local? What? WTF haven't we had a beer? I'm not Koko y'know. :mad:

https://www.texastribune.org/2020/03...s-usual-price/

Is this your company??