My bowel prediction...
 

Have you ever had one of those mornings where you get up out of bed, ready to face the day, and then your bowels suggest that you might want to clear your calendar for a few hours?

Yes, today is that kind of day.

:cheers:

No pics please. :slap:

Shit happens

Taking metformin for mild Type II diabetes, any time I have more than one cup of coffee, that is what my morning will be like. Sometimes even one cup will set me off. If I have actual morning business meetings, I skip coffee altogether. :yesnod:

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3peanuts/turd

Were you spying on me yesterday?

You know you've taken a good one when you stand up up hungry. :lol:

Every day with Crohn’s

I just bring my crackers with me.

#1 Chicken-in-a-Biscuit

#2 Cheeze-its

#3 Ritz with cheeze whiz :yesnod:

I’d say that sucks, but more likely it blows.

Yep, same here, don't leave home before..........:D

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White Castle or MD 20-20?

Neither one of those takes until the next morning to take effect. :yesnod:

Must be the Gluten in the Hot Dog Buns...

Next time.. try stuffing the Bun internally to soak up the Nitrates and Preservatives...

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Just finished coffee..... BRB

I have to take fioricet regularly and that really makes it easier to win the office farting contest. I’ve cleared out public restrooms quite often because of how I react to these meds.

Mad Dog 20-20?

Oh my... faint memories of drinking that in the back of the the bus on the way to high school.