The economy is so bad that ...
 

· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

· I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

· CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

· If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

· Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

· McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

· Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

· A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

· Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

· The Mafia is laying off judges.

· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

:rofl: Good one.

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:rofl::rofl: Good ones.:beer: