Dear Oddball-ette: Welcome to the gulag. Some things you should know:

1) Nothing here should be taken literally. Especially lspencer's links to click-bait websites that would give William Randolph Hearst an ulcer.

2) No one has ever finished a major sporting event, turned back to the camera and said "I'm going to go spend time at Vette Barn!!!"

3) Nearly everyone on here is on medication. Those who aren't should be. :yesnod:

4) Even though he's been trying to pass himself off as Donald Sutherland for years, we all like Joe. Kinda. :dunno:

5) Make yourself a member so you too can party like it's 1999. And your screen name...Oddball-ette is seriously fruity. Try something simple and low key like "Open All Night Dungeon Mistress."

Suggestions:

1) Invest in Kevlar.

2) Realize that with dysfunction comes joy.

3) Never, EVER communicate directly with Thomas. Always use an intermediary.

4) Allow Joe to tap that. :willy:

We're here to help. Enjoy the ride. :kimblair:

I don't know why people go to all the trouble of using a dating site when the Philippines is just a plane flight away.:leaving:

Liz and I have been together for 8 years now. The first night we met I made the mistake of leaving her alone with my computer that was still logged into corvetteforum. :willy:

Here's the thread: https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...evin_73-a.html

congrats. nice to know there is hope.

oddball-ette:

you need your own account.

then we can properly welcome you to the island of misfit toys.

Douglas here. i'm not sure i've ever met Oddball, so you are on your own with him.

some of us (me) have been kicked out of some of the fanciest web forums, but i'm still here (i'm not sure why they keep me around).

if you two have hit it off, good for you.

:DAB: